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Vates Despero


Wait... what? · 1:38am Sep 28th, 2016

Huh? 'Poe nay'? What is 'Poe nay'? Some sort of Edgar Allen hate group? "Poe? NAY!! We don't want that drivel around here!!"


Wow, three months... three terrible months. Two months with barely time to breath leading into almost a month of crashed lower than the dust on a snakes belly. No pony for months... twelve bland weeks... an entire fiscal quarter...

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bar crawling · 4:56am May 14th, 2016

You know, I always thought the bar crawl was something only suited to cheap 'drunken frat' movies but... it really is an effectiver way to get around those pescky drink limits! Grab three or four drinks one place then switch places every half hour. It works great! And I only had to worry about looking sober for a couple of minutes at a time instead of trying to mix drinks while shitfaced! Dat ain't easy yo. I ain't been this drunk since I stopped doing shots at Tha Farm! 18 long

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Deleteing comments · 8:19am Nov 8th, 2015

Don't ya just love when people delete comments and then they can act like people said whatever they want! Well I don't. It's rather cowardly in fact. "It's my story/blog so only opinions I like are allowed!" Well I have Blogs too! Look at all of my opinions I can put in my blogs!

>>RaylanKrios No, we're not. For two major reasons.

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A Recent Reminder · 6:31am May 31st, 2015

Earlier today I was reminded of something... something about human nature. Something that a lot of people get wrong in one way or another. It's a subtle thing that is often referenced as a problem with today's society... the 'participation award generation'. The phenomenon where society says you have to give awards to anyone who 'participates' to any degree to avoid 'discouraging our youth'. This is wrong and leads to the propagation of trash in our society. However this is usually mentioned

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The thing in the place with the title. · 7:18pm Oct 15th, 2014

I just called my doctor!

He just refilled my proscription of Fukitol!!

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To Future Vates · 11:26am Feb 10th, 2014

I'm totally gonna prove I'm tougher and manlier than you!... By voluntarily going seven days without pony!! No episodes, no FanFics, no forums, no games, no music, and no art... no pony of any sort!! TAKE THAT FUTURE ME! Mwahahahahahahaha!

(WARNING: This blog may contain nuts, shellfish, and/or insanity.)

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Season 4 Episode 3 revelation · 8:24am Dec 20th, 2013

So, I'm finally getting around to watching the new season and in the opening for ep 3 I suddenly notice something, Twilight's eyes are a REALLY pretty shade of purple.... why the fuck has it taken me 3 years to notice?! Why am I posting a Blog about it that will probably never be read? Eh, I was really shocked and had to tell someone... even if it's only Future Vates! That bastage will definitely read this and think Past Vates' fail was hilarious!

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Revelations · 5:49pm Jul 11th, 2013

So, apparently any negative post is now flaming on this site and thus a bannable offense. Therefor from now on all you authors who want criticism to improve, or you know, help editing, are shit out of luck! So I will henceforth only be making inane positive comments that provide nothing to the author, or completely empty meaningless comments before giving anonymous dislikes. You know, since saying you dislike something is flaming.

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Status update · 3:15am Jun 18th, 2013

Alright, thought I'd tell you folks out there about this great drug I found about 6 years ago, it's called "Fukitol". If you don't like Fukitol, well... I don't really fucking care... I'm taking Fukitol after all.

So, your opinions? Don't fucking care.
What you think of me? Don't fucking care.

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Oops I dunnit again! · 6:12am Feb 24th, 2013

Whelp I got hammered again! Sadly this time I got accidently flirty wit a hostess at Applebees, an 18 year old hostess at that! Hopefully she wasn't too offended and overlooked it in favor of a potential interest in my more sociable and sofistocated friend. However now I am going to rampage through FiMFiction again... maybe. If I am and I piss you off... I maybe be sorry... or you may deserve it... I can't really predict which it will be at this point. Especially since I am about to get my gun

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