more on Under Construction · 1:21am Feb 17th, 2013
I apologize to my faithful watchers (the few of them that there are...) for having not updated a new chapter yet.
The problem is that I'm writing the story somewhat... out of order. .___.
Yeah, I know that probably sounds totally insane, but that's just how it all works out. I can't publish some chapters before others, because they wouldn't make sense in that order; but at the same time, I can't write them all in the correct order because of the way my brain skips around and the fact that I have to write things down as they come to me or else risk forgetting. Again, I'm really sorry. :/
As a way of filling in some of the time-space left open due to waiting, here is some more information on the story.
CHARACTERS (both important and background)
Hasbro's canon/semi-canon characters (including any changes in characterization from the show)
-Mane Six- (approximate pony-year ages in parentheses)
*Twilight Sparkle (18-21)
*Pinkie Pie (16-18) - the youngest of the Mane Six; develops a crush on Jeff the killer, accompanied by a newfound flirtatious and slightly perverted personality; She may possibly be a killer like in the creepypasta "Cupcakes," but that is left open to the interpretation of the reader; Just like in the show, her hair only goes straight when she is depressed; As in much fan-canon, Pinkie Pie in my story is an orphan; the Cakes are distant relatives of hers.
*Apple Jack (17-22)
*Rarity (20-25)
*Rainbow Dash (18-23) - is a lesbian; I have not yet decided whether or not she will have a fillyfriend or, if so, who.
*Fluttershy (age unknown) - is dating a changeling
-Cutie Mark Crusaders- (Let's assume that they are somewhere between the ages of 10 and 13 pony-years.)
*Apple Bloom
*Scootaloo
*Sweetie Belle - After confronting her colt-shyness, she becomes very close friends with Zecora's nephew Chokaa, which may possibly turn into an actual relationship later on in the story when/if they get older.
-Side/Background Characters-
*Zecora
*Derpy Hooves - is a stallion due to an accidental gender-changing spell to which no cure could be found; He is close friends with Rainshine, and she and Jeffy consider him part of their family as a brother/uncle.
*Snowflake -is Derpy's brother
*Time Turner - Yes, the Doctor is in my story, and yes he has a TARDIS. Don't be hatin'. B3
OC's and ponified characters
*Rainshine - my ponysona; a zebracornasus (also called a "zebralicorn," an alicorn/zebra hybrid) with a talent for all types of art but not much talent in anything else (lol, she's clumsy, awkward, has a terrible memory, and sucks butt at math); She has a very strong motherly instinct.
*Jeffy - a unicorn version of Jeff the Killer; He is slightly younger than Pinkie Pie (somewhere between the ages of 14 and 16 pony-years) but still a blank-flank due to having spent the past few years of his life running and hiding and not having time to find himself; His back story differs from the "Jeff the Killer" creepypasta in that the death of his family and his scars were caused by an accidental fire, and he did not become a killer until he killed three bullies in the orphanage for beating up a little girl who was being nice to him; He was transformed into a unicorn and transported to Equestria soon after the bully incident.
*Chokaa - my OC; Zecora's nephew; enrolls in Ponyville school as an exchange student and joins the Cutie Mark Crusaders as their first ever zebra/colt member
*Night Shock/"Wired" - my OC; a pegasus stallion who is friends with Rainbow Dash; Although he is taller than the average pegasus and has the ideal athletic build, he prefers studying and inventing over stunt-flying and sports, causing Rainbow to joke that he is "more like a unicorn than a pegasus"; He invented canned beverages, energy drinks, and eyeglasses, among various other tools; he wears glasses (super cool hipster/emo styled ones x3) because his late-night studying strained his eyes and caused his vision to be blurry.
*"Fluttershy's coltfriend" - He is a changeling, but I have not yet named him; feel free to provide suggestions. (I'm considering the possibility of him actually being Butterscotch and having simply taken on the form of a stallion Fluttershy when first arriving in Ponyville because of his characteristic shyness and not wanting to stand out so much. Let me know what you think of that as well...)
EVENTS
-There will be at least one chapter taking place in the human world; on the way there, Jeff will revert back to his true form, and Pinkie Pie will be transformed into a human as well.
-side story "Jeffy, Pinkie, Cupcakes" will be inserted somewhere
-The story takes place years after the Changeling invasion, and the ponies and changelings have finally learned to live together in harmony, thanks to a certain changeling named Suncloak and the events that unfold in the story My Little Changeling: Friendship is Weird (used with Niaeruzu's permission).
-other stuff will happen
(Note: This information is incomplete and will be added to later on, because I have to get out of here and go eat supper now.)
Hmmmmm... Welp, at least you're not including Horsey Douchebag Link
836675 Que? O__o
836769
Read "Nightmare Before Nightmare's Eve". You'll get what I mean...
836934 link, por favor. (I'm too lazy to search.)
837523
Fine, gimme a sec...
Edit: Here it is
837583 Gracias, hermano caballito.
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'Welcome. Please, no spanish right now, am depressed... Hasbro's humanifying the Mane 6... My life is over
837885 That's actually happening? I thought it was just a rumor.
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It's happening...
837961 Eww... I hope it doesn't turn out to be some kind of stupid high-school-drama, prissy-girl thing. .___.
I mean, changing the species of the mane characters is bad enough, but at least it might be somewhat bearable if it retains the same type of story-writing as MLP.
I wish they had gone with Faust's idea of making a Cutie Mark Crusaders spin-off show instead of this...
838051
Now THAT I would watch!
838055 I know, right! I friggin' love the CMC, and I was really sad when I read that Hasbro rejected/ignored Faust's suggestion of making them their own show. :/
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Well, Hasbro's run by Satan, so go figure
840679 Hooooooly manure!
I am now imagining Satan melting some My Little Pony toys over a fire and laughing as small children cry in the background. It's sick, but it's also trollishly entertaining at the same time. 
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Those toys deserve to be melted. Compare the Celestia and Luna toys made by Hasbro to some of the better fan-made toys. Hay, I can't even RECOGNIZE those two in toy form if they come from Hasbro
845568 xD OKay, the princess ones really do suck, but I was thinking more about just a regular pony. The hair on most of them is stupid, sure, but you can't really blame them for that. It's pretty hard to get doll hair going in the right direction.
Don't worry about the chapter thing, I will wait forever for the next chapters.
And thinking of random things happens to me as well, that's why I'm always jumping around chapters.
879544 Thankx, Moon. c: