Time for some confessions · 4:42am Feb 4th, 2013
Well, I guess it's time to reveal a few things about myself since I am staying on her longer than I thought. I could just copy and paste some bullshit psychology thing into this box, and you guys would probably be able to connect with me based on a general statement about every human being. No, I am not that mean, unless you are on the tail end of a good bashing.
1. My pet peeve with stories, use fucking quotation marks. Even if you separate the dialogue, I am still going to bash you for it.
2. Yes, I smoke all sorts of things. I don't do it for the effects during, I don't enjoy the mental state of being fucked up. Alcohol included. This does not mean that you will not find a random drug story I wrote while influenced.
3. I listen to all kinds of music. The two idols of music for me are Kurt Cobain (Regidar understands) and John Lennon. Both of which I am convinced would have supported Bronies.
4. My favorite band however, is Modest Mouse. They inspired me to begin writing about all the fun stuff the world shits on your doorstep.
5. To be truthful, I have had many people tell me that my poetry is so much better than my stories. Trust me, I've won one poetry slam, and have been featured in three school magazines. Not only that, I do have an inactive Tumblr, but I was too lazy to even bother with it, unless you convince me otherwise.
6. I am pretty relaxed, especially now that I've become a stoner.
7. I would say I am random, but I really am not. I just point out fallacies in logic, whether it makes sense to you or not.
8. I am a gamer. I own eight systems, and play each at least once a week.
9. My other fandoms I enjoy are Adventure Time, Portal, and Top Gear (if that counts).
10. I will review a story, send me a P.M. Just don't expect much from me after I help the first couple of times.
11. I believe in second chances, even if you wrote a shitty fiction, I will allow you to try again. No promises that the second time will go any better.
12. Stop writing cupcake, rainbow factory, and My Little Dashie remakes or continuations. I didn't even find those mildly interesting to begin with. The only one I commended because it kind of worked out, was Silent Ponyville. I'll add it to my favorites later on.
13. My favorite color is green. My favorite ponies are Pinkie Pie and Rarity (don't try and ship them, it rarely works.) My favorite soda is Dr. Pepper. My favorite movie varies between Dogma, Pulp Fiction, and anything with Leo DiCaprio in it. (My man crush).
14. My philosophy of gay rights, treat it like straight rights. Just don't tell me about the guy you fucked or cuddled with, because just like straight couples... I do not care. Your sexuality really doesn't matter to me.
15. I tried to be christian, I really did. Every time I try, I tend to meet that one closed minded person, and I tend to shy away from them for fear of losing my cool. I am agnostic, I believe in karma, but not to the point that it ruins my life. It's more like luck than anything.
16. I will write at least one serious clop fic.
17. I however do not clop, I really don't. The breaking of character in clop just bothers me so much it's hard for me to get in the mood.
18. Spike is a greedy little bastard, and in my opinion, is as bad as Silver Spoon and Diamond Tiara.
19. Regarding the statement above, I wish they had done a Rarity episode rather than two Spike episodes in the third season.
20. Trust the writers of the show, play it cool. Stop coming up with conspiracy about the show.
21. I swear to fucking Faust I will stab you in the cunt if you say one god damn word about the Conversion Bureau of Equestria. That has got to be the dumbest thing I've read. Not to mention the fact I had to sit through twenty minutes of some guy telling me how the conspiracy actually makes sense in the whole scheme of the show. Fuck you, it's still a show for kids, I can create conspiracy that fits it too.
22. The last thing, I lick fucking rocks. As a geologist, that is the easiest way to tell the difference between something with halite in it, or something with some other clear mineral in it. If it taste like salt, it has halite in it.
23. All of my reviews will now end with a rating called The Final Verdict:
That's fucking all folks.
Word, almost done going over your story btw, have had less time than I thought I would will have it read, reread, and have a reply for you tomorrow.
792284 No problem man, like I said, there is some heavy construction that needs to be done on that shit.