Y U SO SLOW?

To those of you who are following my story Hostile Takeover I apologize for the slow update. I'm not quite sure what is considered "average" update speed but I sure as bologna didn't meet the speed I wanted. Fortunately, there is good news out there somewhere on the horizon. You just have to search for it. Don't like Earth? It's cool, we'll be colonizing the moon someday. Afraid to turn on your television? Don't worry, Jersey Shore can only last so long. Wanting faster updates from yours truly? Got that covered. I finally nailed down the ending so now it's just a matter of putting the pieces together. So here's to some faster chapters (and me hopefully not having put my hoof in my mouth).