Did You Know...(Warning: I Started to Write My Thoughts. Please Dont Judge Me, and if You Do, Fuck Off!) · 7:05am Jan 14th, 2013
...MTV used to play music videos!?! Now all they have are "reality" shows. And by "reality" I mean the shows are real. Well, they exist. And were written. And are all fucking stupid. Well, I'm going to listen to the Willy Wonka song from "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory". I don't know why, but I haven't opened the "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory" DVD I got for Christmas. I fucking love that movie. I saw the Tim Burton re-make when it came of and I cried. A lot. It was...FUCK THAT LITTLE SHIT THEY GOT TO PLAY CHARLIE! THEY MADE HIM SOOOO FUCKING INNOCENT AND SWEET AND HE DOESN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG BECAUSE HE'S MOTHER-FUCKING JESUS! This is what happens when I start doing whatever I'm doing. Oh, and it's not I've yet, BECAUSE JOHNY DEPP IS FUCKING HORRIBLE IN THAT MOVIE! (On the bright side, he doesn't have an English accent.) Oh! I've figured out how Congress works! Say the Democrats vote 'Yes' on a bill. The Republicans will vote 'No'. No Democrats will vote 'No' and no Republicans will vote 'Yes'! Hell, I'm surprised they haven't hired the same 9 mercenaries each! On a happier side note, I went into Barnes and Nobel, walked to the teen section, an taped a piece of paper that said "Where Literature Goes to Die" over the sign that says 'Teen Fiction' or something like that. Good night to everyone who read all of this, and FUCK YOU to the people who just went down expecting cookies or something.
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