One of my classmates is a racist, sexist, homophobic asshole and I want to break his legs. With a sledgehammer. A very large sledgehammer. Or just break his computer. I don't really care, as long as he suffers.

TWINKIES SHALL BE MADE ONCE AGAIN! HALLELUJA!!!

Well, I do. For 6 years now, and we've been undefeated for the last 3 years. It's the semifinals tonight, and it might be our last game together. Wish me luck.

It was only a matter of time 'till they returned. Their defeat was merely a delay. We never thought this day would come, but it has. THOSE MOTHER-FUCKING 502 ERRORS! I THOUGHT THEY WERE GONE, BUT GUESS WHAT? 5 MINUTES AGO I CLICKED ON THE BOOKMARK I MADE, AND ALL I SAW WAS A WHITE PAGE WITH THREE SPECIFIC NUMBERS: 502. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!

...MTV used to play music videos!?! Now all they have are "reality" shows. And by "reality" I mean the shows are real. Well, they exist. And were written. And are all fucking stupid. Well, I'm going to listen to the Willy Wonka song from "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory". I don't know why, but I haven't opened the "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory" DVD I got for Christmas. I fucking love that movie. I saw the Tim Burton re-make when it came of and I cried. A lot. It was...FUCK THAT

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So today there was a school dance. I talked to a few classmates, didn't dance at all, and wasn't very social over all. Later on we had a basketball game (we won 21-47) and most of my team was going to Fenton's, along with two girls from another school (who were at the dance), one of which was going out with a team/class mate. When one of my team mates asked me if I was going I instantly so no. I had wanted to go there just under an hour ago, but then I didn't. Now I'm sitting at my laptop,

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Hey, I just got 6 FREE copies of DOTA 2 for reasons I can only describe as "I own DOTA 2". So, who wants one? You have a better chance of being one of the 6 lucky people who gets one if you give me something in return. Not saying you have to, but it helps me decide who gets one. (I would like Ace of Spades, FTL sound track, Thomas Was Alone, stuff like that)

Writer's Block. I can't seem to get rid of it. I know what I want to do, but Im having problems writing the story itself. I write some stuff, read it, delete some, re-write it, read, delete, rinse, and repeat. It doesn't help that the computer with all my Fallout stuff is getting fixed so I can't play New Vegas to help get ideas, I have 35 hours of school each week, not counting homework I have to do, and the 7th series of Doctor Who just started. *Sigh* Oh well, I'll get around to writing a

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I just needed a way to deliver something like this in a fix, and 'The Conversion Bureau' just happens to be a good way to transfer this image into a fic. And I added Theodore Roosevelt with a M60. Why? Because Theodore Roosevelt, that's why.

I'm thinking of writing a TCB fic about the 1st Russian Ber cavalry division. Their bears get injected with a punishing potion, but instead of becoming ponies, they become Ursa Majors. The Russians and their beat then proceed to crush (literally) all of the ponies on Earth, including Celestia and Luna. Luna will die when one of the ears hits her with his paw, causing her head to fly in one direction, her torso to fly in another, and her legs in several different directions, and then the bear

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