Dec
30th
2012
Sorry! · 5:57am Dec 30th, 2012
Sorry sorry sorry sorry, SORRY! My BFF texted me last minutew and said "Hey dude! We should totally get together and shit!" and I loyally said 'Yes." which resulted in me being pretty drunk and combineing alcohol and nicotine for the first time so I am extra hammered and won't remember any of this tomarrow and 'm really sorry! Have thee a pleasent rest cycle, and let not the parasitic insects prevalent in the 16th century sink their mandiblers into your flesh!
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Vates Despero · 316 views
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I have a serious problem with drinking and should probably Stop surfing when drunk... You see, I am completely and utterly unable to lie when drunk. I am compelled to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but. No matter how rude and tactless that turns out to be. This typically leads to a lot of shame the next day or two. While I speak only truth(as I see it at least) I still end up with quite a bit of guilt and remorse for my tactless behavior. I can only hope that those of you who I have offended can find it in your hearts to forgive this old, drunken, foal.
you spelled mandibles, and tomorrow wrong, just sayn'
which is probably a huge achievement seeing how you were drunk as a skunk
677727 It was a huge achievement! I mean just look at all the things I didn't screw up! You know... besides 'minutew', 'combineing', and 'pleasent'.
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meh, i missed a few mistakes, hence the reason your the editor, and not me :P