Don't know when one bit me, but evidently I am a hipster.

Dorky glasses Check
Tight jeans check
wearing cloths my grandma bought me check
No one has ever head of my favorite musicians check
Urge to build a portable audio rig complete with portable amp check
own at least one apple product check
Drinking wine that is classy as fuck, strait from a winery no one has ever heard of check

Fuck I just don't know what went wrong, I was just minding myself until I got this high quality pair of ear buds. Shit perhaps one bit me, I'll bet that being a hipster is contagious like rabies or being a werewolf.

Fuck