Was gonna make a blog post...

But then I was distracted by King of Dragon Pass. Lovely old game. Not for the faint of heart. Anyways, I was going to blog a bit about my farfetched fantheories such as how the Royal Siblings broke Equestria's basic ecosystem by imprisoning its resident Spirit of Chaos and everything has had to be done manually ever since, but eh, farfetched.

KodP is pretty awesome, though I can't for the life of me stop picturing my Clan Ring as the mane-six. Someone should do a fic...

Short Mead rushed into the Clan Ring's house, panting franticly to catch his breath, "Monsters! Hundreds of them! Tearing up the fields! What do?!"

"Way ahead of ya!" shouted Twilight, her nose buried in a large tome. The rest of the ring gathered around her. "They're called Tunnel-rumblers. They're vicious beasts that feed voraciously and swarm pony settlements."

"Like we needed a name to kick some flank. Sounds like some overgrown rats, let the farmers deal with it."

"Aw hay-naw, I ain't gon' near dem darn things, bunnies and rodents is one thing sugarcube, but these things will nip yer leg right off if yer ain't too careful! 'sides, what happened to 'brave and proud warriors'?"

"They're vermin! Not my departement!"

"Um, m-maybe if we just... we could just... ask them really nicely to stop?"

"Well don't look at me, I'm only here because Twilight said our magic would be more powerful with mixed genders on the clan ring... Whatever that means."

"Aw, Spikey Wikey, don't sell yourself so short, you're our bravest little warrior dragon, yes you are~"

"Focus guys... Anyway, the best solution here seems to me to be to just block the tunnel-rumbler-tunnel with... I dunno, a boulder maybe? Pinkie, you used to be a rock-farmer, ideas?"

"Oh! Oh! Oh! I know! I can throw a huge party for the rumblers and then when they're all mesmerized by the music I lead them away from pony-ville, saving everypony and then I can have a "Pinkie Saved the Day party!" and we can have cupcakes and streamers and-"

"Okay, anypony that isn't completely insane, same question."

The assembled ring just fidgets staring at their hooves. Spike is lazily reading a comic book.

Um, I think.. Pinky Pie had the right idea there, Twilight.. It wouldn't hurt to try to be gentle with these poor adorable creatures-

"Boulder it is."

"You can't just solve every problem by hiding them under a big rock, Twilight."

"It worked for Trixie, didn't it?"

"Okay, now you're just out of character... End scene."