Send Help!!! · 6:01pm April 1st
Guys, I think I'm safe for now, but I just learned that a peculiar creature has been sighted recently. I'm getting kinda nervous cuz I keep hearing strange sounds outside my window. Spread the word if you want to keep u and your loved ones safe. Scientists are trying to keep quiet about it to prevent global panic, but citizens have reported it to appear like a poofy alien who won't stop talking about cupcakes. Wait, there it is again! I managed to get a photo, let me post it so that u can be prepared. By the time the pic has finished uploading, I might already be taken. If something happens to me, I just wanted ya'll to know I love u al--OH NO IT'S COMING!!!! I'MBEINGKIDNAPPEDIT'STAKINGMYPHONESENDHEL-
P.S. Oh, and Happy April Foals (Fools) Day.