Discord Headcanons? · 5:24pm January 19th
I’m still here and I still occasionally toy with writing clopfic. I think we all know that Discord is a character I’m drawn to, but one thing that makes him a bit odd to write fanfic of is that there’s no community consensus about what he is, unlike with other characters. Like, it feels pretty accepted that Rainbow Dash is plausibly a lesbian or that Big Mac has a big dick.
So I’m curious what you guys make of Discord, or what kind of fics or fanart depictions you like the most for him. How do you read his sexuality? His tendency towards dominance or submission? And of course, since it’s me asking, how big do you think he is between the hindlegs, when all the chaos magic is stripped away?
He's called the spirit of disharmony so I always assumed that he wouldn't exist if you took away his chaos magic. I figure he wouldn't naturally have genitalia and that as chaos incarnate he probably doesn't have any traditional sexuality.
My headcanon has always been that he's an old-school hedonist who used his godlike powers to experience pleasures across every spectrum to extremes that mortals can barely fathom. He's had a long time to solidify his favorite indulgences, but doesn't have as much experience with real intimacy. He trends either a lazy dom or a bratty sub, and though he's enhanced himself to insane sizes before, his "natural-born" size is merely respectable, maybe even well above average, but nonetheless smaller than he'd prefer it to be.
Take or leave any part of this ramble as you will.