Merry Christmas, everypony!

First things first, I hope everyone is having a wonderful holiday, and that you've found time to spend with your loved ones. I also hope you've found the time to eat, drink, and be merry, however you choose to do that. Now, that's far too wholesome for me, so here's the lewd part of the blog...

Hearth's Warming is a festive and joyful period for the ponies of the Kingdom of Equestria, commemorating the founding of the very nation some myriads ago. Celebrating unity, harmony, friendship, and community, the ponies exchange gifts, sing songs, and spread goodwill and merriment. Foals are told stories about the fearsome Windigos, the bitter winter caused by the hostility between the tribes, and the way it was repelled by the Fire of Friendship. The importance of the value of harmony is impressed on them, and of all the days of the year, the nation of ponies is the strongest and most united. There are many traditions, but one of those that you might not have heard some much about is Santa Claws, a polar bear who is rumoured to bring gifts to good foals in the night, leaving only clues as to his presence. As is natural for foals as they grow into teenagers, however, mischief oftentimes sets in, and today, I bring you a song sung by college kids across Equestria, to the dismay and disapproval of their teachers and parents:

You'd better not pout,
You'd better not cry,
You'd better lube up
Or he's going in dry,
Santa Claws is coming to town!

He's up in her guts,
He's pounding her twice,
She's on the naughty list
But her pussy is nice,
Santa Claws is coming to town!

They're fucking while you're sleeping,
They fuck while you're awake,
He gives the good fillies their gifts
And he pounds the bad ones' cakes!

He's spanking her arse,
He's making it red,
He's stretching her out
While he's breaking the bed,
Santa Claws is coming to town!

She's down by his crotch,
She's sucking his cock,
Tomorrow she's getting more than
A tangerine in her sock,
Santa Claws is coming to town!

Throughout she's barely breathing,
She's focused on the suck,
Her face is red and splashed with spit
And all she says is GLUCK-GLUCK-GLUCK!

He's spreading her legs,
He's diving right in,
Slurping her snatch
Like a full cookie tin,
Santa Claws is coming to town!

He plunges inside,
She screams out in joy,
He pounds her like she's
His personal sex toy,
Santa Claws is coming to town!

He's sweeping out her chimney,
She's polishing his cane,
He gives her his surprise eggnog
Then they do it all again!

He empties his sack,
He fills up her holes,
She's still dripping when
He's back at the North Pole,
Santa Claws is coming to town!

He leaves the mare spent,
He goes to next door,
He repeats the whole thing
On all the town's whores,
Santa Claws is coming to town!
Santa Claws is running a train!
Santa Claws is cumming inside!
Santa Claws is coming,
Pounding, dicking, bumming,
Santa Claws is cumming....to town!