why im hopefully buying out a double room next semester · 12:36am Dec 19th, 2012
1. Its my last semester
2. these rooms that they stick 2 people in are a good 11' by 11'
3. MY ROOMMATE IS A TWAT
reasons why my roommate it a twat:
1. says he in an insomniac when he takes naps all day.
2. constantly turns off light/TV then im using it.
3. constantly turns TV when im watching it
4. goes out on weekdays to come back at 2AM, turn on all the lights and targues with his GF over the phone.
reasons why im tired:
1. see reasons why my roommate is a twat.
that is all
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Punch him in the nads. Problem solved.
626205 i dont know to many people who dont have a room
so im pretty much screwed for the moment
626238 yeah
that may lead to a fight
and my school has a no fight policy
one fight and im expelled
...Well then. Seems like Lady Luck may shine on you once more!
Geez I hope you get a new room mate or room soon so you can get away from that jerk.
He is a twat.
626537 when has it ever?
626698 lol
so do i
or i may just kill him
626704 you said it
He's worse than a twat
He's a FUTA
All the bad things in the wordd combined
627213 b-but thats my fetish
628258NO LONGER IT AINT!
*turns around* SHY! GET ME THE BRAIN BLEACH!
we need to clean up joe's mind of futa-ism!
okay!
628384 you wont succeed
for i am a FUTA!!
MWAHAHAHAHAHA
626256 So, don't make it a fight. Punch him in his twatty balls so hard that he stays down a while. Of course this isn't a serious suggestion, but it certainly puts an entertaining image in your head, no?
628428....you know you aint son, so please make this easy for the free of us or Luna will be angry for no reason what soever because of my almighty Mexican powers
628504 im not a fan of confrontation
verbal that is
if im going in with the intention of wailing on someone im good
but talking...
not so much
628513 how do you know?
maybe i have a nice pair of tits
a tight vagina
and a healthy dick
you dont know
628524I do know because for more than a year you have always been a regualr old male human with only a dick and an asshole
whenever I asked you if you were a girl or soemthing in between you said "no, I am a manly man" I pinkie promise that''s what you said
cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye.
628527 maybe i was lieing to save face
it isnt easy being a futa
628555no becasue I asked you even on skype and on real life so therefore you are good willed man
I remember it was back when we werent even like real friends
back in the "Sgt Moonbeam" days
628656 lol
fine you win
it would be cool to be a futa tho
628660maybe, it would really depend on how your voice sound though
628673 well i would totally go female
with dem hips and tits
628839yeah, but imagine if you had a manly build and a girly voice
that would fucking suck
629014 it would
but i would totally rock that hot bod
seduce some chicks
maybe some dudes
629042 LOL just be a female on Omegle. You can just screw with people.
630300 rofl
good idea
i should do that
631057 Hours of fun.
Btw, did you get my last pm?
632144 yeah
i got it