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Vates Despero


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  • 396 weeks
    Wait... what?

    Huh? 'Poe nay'? What is 'Poe nay'? Some sort of Edgar Allen hate group? "Poe? NAY!! We don't want that drivel around here!!"

    ...

    Wow, three months... three terrible months. Two months with barely time to breath leading into almost a month of crashed lower than the dust on a snakes belly. No pony for months... twelve bland weeks... an entire fiscal quarter...

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  • 416 weeks
    bar crawling

    You know, I always thought the bar crawl was something only suited to cheap 'drunken frat' movies but... it really is an effectiver way to get around those pescky drink limits! Grab three or four drinks one place then switch places every half hour. It works great! And I only had to worry about looking sober for a couple of minutes at a time instead of trying to mix drinks while

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  • 442 weeks
    Deleteing comments

    Don't ya just love when people delete comments and then they can act like people said whatever they want! Well I don't. It's rather cowardly in fact. "It's my story/blog so only opinions I like are allowed!" Well I have Blogs too! Look at all of my opinions I can put in my blogs!



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  • 465 weeks
    A Recent Reminder

    Earlier today I was reminded of something... something about human nature. Something that a lot of people get wrong in one way or another. It's a subtle thing that is often referenced as a problem with today's society... the 'participation award generation'. The phenomenon where society says you have to give awards to anyone who 'participates' to any degree to avoid 'discouraging our youth'.

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  • 498 weeks
    The thing in the place with the title.


    I just called my doctor!

    He just refilled my proscription of Fukitol!!

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Dec
17th
2012

Worst stories ever written. · 6:44am Dec 17th, 2012

Not necessarily the most poorly written stories, or technically flawed. No these stories are abominations beyond all tolerance. Coming from me? That is really really bad. I thought "Hostel" was a good idea and considered trying it... yeah that's fucked up, but still nowhere near THIS bad. List is however in progress, ultimately it will be a top ten of the very worst abominations ever conceived.


1) 120 Days of Blueblood
2) Celestia's Relaxing Vacation
3) Sweet Apple Massacre
4) Cupcakes
5) Rainbow Factory
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Comments ( 8 )

bayblade goes to equestia?

621210 One of the most poorly written stories ever but not an abomination... at least, not the RIGHT KIND of abomination. Well, from the first... paragraph(maybe?) I was able to read.

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Wait, you were able to read the first chapter and not tear your eyes out, props to ya man

621304 P A R A G R A P H! I think... there is like no fricken formatting.

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or sense, or plot, or any entertainment value

1033881 Nope, not even close to being qualified for the list... have you ever even read any of those three?

Besides the quote at the beginning of chapter 4;

“if thou live in a glass house don’t masturbate!” –Luckytheseal

is dead right! Some real wisdom right there.

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