113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World

by Super Trampoline

Guest Author Fortnight: You/Batpone by Rust

''Wow.''

Finally, the silence is broken. Your bedmate reclines back into the pillow. ''Yep.'' Her reptilian eyes, still half-lidded, gaze out the window.

''So, was that thing with the teeth normal for you guys, or...?''

She tiredly shrugs. ''Oh yeah."

"Am I gonna turn into a vampire or something? Grow fangs and suck blood?" You joke, nudging her lightly in the side.

To your surprise, she nods. ''Transformation should be complete in two or tree weeks, babe.''

Your heart drops. ''What!?''

She grins.

''Well, you know what they say. Once you go bat... you never go back.''

Author's Note:

Oh snap! The saltiest batpony this side of Equestria Daily delivers a threstral surprise! Many thanks go to Rust, author of some great stories like the (sort of) HiE classic The Ballad of Echo the Diamond Dog

Comments

[Chaotic Note]

Hey it's a special privilege to be a batpone. You should be grateful... get it? You? Because You is the co-star of this chapter and their name is You and... haha... I'll walk myself out now.

[Super Trampoline]

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[Super Trampoline]

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Go for it!

[Chaotic Note]

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I am a king of bad jokes. Wanna hear another one?

[Super Trampoline]

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[Chaotic Note]

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Ok ok ok. So why did Santa get arrested?
It's because he empties his sack when he visits children.

[Super Trampoline]

6205953 the hair isn't as long, but he reminds me of Jesus in the Godspell musical. s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/c3/37/a5/c337a5a7a4ab03c882b2cd8a43158f38.jpg

[Super Trampoline]

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[Chaotic Note]

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that's a broken image. =p
well not really when I look into the source code, but the link i got was a derpibooru image of one of those hiders that says "not mil-" oh.

[Chaotic Note]

6207136
Ok got a joke I told over skype, so I'm gonna copy pasta here.

so in new York city, they have a lot of theatres in broadway
[12:24:00 AM] Coco 'Haxor' Noote: so you got a lot of people maintaining the places
[12:24:29 AM] Coco 'Haxor' Noote: one guy had the important job of handling the ropes that control the curtains during this big show
[12:25:06 AM] Coco 'Haxor' Noote: but then suddenly his wrists felt swollen and burning, so they called in a rheumatologist
[12:26:04 AM] Coco 'Haxor' Noote: the doc went on stage directly from the seatings, while the show was still live, and somebody shouts "hey get off the stage!"
[12:26:22 AM] Coco 'Haxor' Noote: the doctor called back "but I got to help the stagehand!"