113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World

by Super Trampoline

Special Guest Author defender2222: Hydra/Steven Magnet

The Hydra watched as the ponies that had invaded his bog (a ‘real fixer-upper’ as the real-estate agent had claimed) galloped away.

“Are they gone?” Steven Magnet asked, popping up from under the grimy water and kissing his serpentine lover on each check (all 8 of them).

“Yup.”

“Well, now that work is done I can tell you the wonderful news… the adoption went through!”

“It did?”

“Yes!” Steven said happily, holding out an orange filly. “Meet our baby… Scootaloo!”
~MC~MC~MC~

“And that is the secret origin of Scootaloo!” Chrysalis said.

Twilight stared at the changeling. “I hate you.”

Author's Note:

Courtesy of and thanks to defender2222. Check out his hilarious collection of bizarre Scootaloo orgin stories: The Many Secret Origins of Scootaloo!

Comments

[defender2222]

Horrible, absolutely horrible and whoever wrote it should be ashamed of themsevles

What's that?

Oh... oh!

Uh...

Hmmm...

This is awkward.

[CrowMagnon]

It's like a cross between beautiful and gross! I want to cry AND vomit!

[Super Trampoline]

3414467 The twist is that Scootaloo is the daughter of Mr. Mustachio and Raritail. In the words of Robot Chicken, What a !

[HuntedCows]

Im sorry but what is this scootalo you speak of?

[Super Trampoline]

3418053 this Scootaloo?

[Autumn Maize]

This counts as The Many Secret Origins of Scootaloo! canon, right?

[The Princess Rarity]

THIS IS MY HEADCANON NOW.

[jaceblackfire]

3418093 Why don't I have a website with only one picture?