113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World

by Super Trampoline

Boulder/Dr. Caballeron

''Boulder,'' Doctor Caballeron almost whispered in hushed tones of revere, ''All my life I've been searching. For a long time, I thought it was treasure I was after. But the appeal of wealth proved ephemeral. Then I strove to find, to conquer, capture, and gloat over Daring Do, but she proved elusive as well.''

He drew closer to the small rock. ''But now, staring into your solid complexion, I see what I should have sought all along:

''Love.''

''Alright, you two have fun on your playdate,'' Maud Pie said, turning to leave as kissing noises rang in her ears.

Author's Note:

I'm pretty sure I'm the first person to ever ship these two.

Comments

[FanOfMostEverything]

Some incarnations of love employ a bow and arrow. Maud prefers a trebuchet.

[Heyah]

How about an adult Snails x Daring Do?

[Super Trampoline]

7131298 wired.com/images_blogs/wiredscience/2014/01/giant.jpg Snails?

[Heyah]

7131328 Haha. I wasn't exactly thinking of that.. But that could be really funny! I guess...