113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World

by Super Trampoline

Rainbow Dash/The Author's Cuisinart SmartPower Duet Blender/Food Processor

"Rainbow Dash! What on Equiis are your doing with my blender? It looks like you are trying to make out with it or something!" This was why I didn't let her drink my cider.

"I want to make sweeth sweet loooooove to itth, Super. DOn't" *HIC!* "choo too?" She was drunk.

"No I don't" I said. "Now why don't you just step away and... NO! DON'T TURN IT ON!"

She ignored me.

"OOOOWWWWWWWWTTTTHHHH!!! MATH TONGUETH! YOU SLITHED MAH TONGUETH OPENTH! THUCK THYOU BTHLENDER!"

Author's Note:

Yes, that is my blender, and yes, this really did happen. Needless to say, Rainbow Dash needed a trip to the ER, and I needed a trip to Twilight's lab to clean and disinfect the thing. When it's not making Rainbow Tongue Purée, I use it to make my fruit smoothies and protein shakes. Us bat ponies LOVE our fruit smoothies. Yum-yum!

Comments

[Super Trampoline]

This emoticon is extremely appropriate:

[RagamuffinQ]

Blender for best pony!!!

[RagamuffinQ]

Is it weird that I'm looking at all the stuff in the background of the picture?

[Super Trampoline]

3380849 See any background ponies?

[Bawss]

Why not. Let's go ahead and ship Rainbow with everything but the kitchen sink.

I guess that's because the sink has been done before.

[Desert Tortoise 22]

3381246 no, but I do see a bottle of Apple Cider Vinegar in the background