''Twilight! Twilight!'' I galloped up to the podium, huffing and puffing.
Twilight was shocked. ''Super, what are you doing here?!?! We weren't planning to knock you out, kidnap you, and bring you here for interrogation for several chapters. You're interrupting my roll call!''
I already had a response ready: ''Yo Twilight, I’m really happy for you, Imma let you finish but WE HAVE A BOMB THREAT ON ALL OF PONYVILLE!!!'' Of course I said it quietly to her so everypony around us wouldn't freak the fuck out.
Unfortunately, she did. ''A BOMB THREAT?!? Are you serious? Oh this is bad. This is very very bad. Oh my gosh! You're sure Super? Please please pleeeeaase tell me you're joking? You're joking right? Please please PLEASE!''
I shook my head. ''No I'm not. Look at the comments section. Some loony named Zombie Hunter claims his government has a wormhole into Equestria and is forcing him to kill ponies. After I told him I had had enough of his bizarre threats and was going to report him to you, he told me 'Too late, the bombs are set. When I hit this button all of Ponyville will go BOOM!'
''I so wish I was joking, but the guy had a freaking shotgun, which I KNOW for a fact is banned in Equestria, so he's serious. Deadly serious, pardon the inappropriate pun. Twilight Sparkle, we need to get everyone out of here NOW.''
She unsurprisingly was having a panic attack. ''Oh my gosh this is bad this is bad this is very very very very VERY bad! What do I do what do I do what do I dooooooooo?!?!?!?'' She went on like this for several minutes. But eventually, she smiled, and called some of the more powerful unicorns over, including Luna (obviously), Trixie (even if she was a douche), Shining and Cadance and even King Sombra (all of whom had just arrived), Vinyl Scratch, Discord (not a pony but very powerful), and several others over. She winked at me.
''Super, don't worry. I have a plan.''
''Oh really?''
''Yeah. This terrorist probably wanted to attack during the conference to cause the most damage. But he didn't think about the fact that that means our best and brightest minds and most powerful spell casters are here. We can fix this.''
''Awesome. How?''
''Well...''
Dat Cliff Hanger...
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Your welcome
But I have a plan B that's been going on for sometime
I'm not telling you about it but all of Ponyville will know it soon
And if your going to kill me
Do it
But let them know
I didn't want to kill them
Also here is the battle song
And one last thing
I'm not an stupid I know how this is going to play out
So I made a few changes
This just got serious... *eats popcorn*
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Wow, 200 comments!
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3507752 Most are from me
And I see town hall
And you are my NEXT TARGIT
3507584 You keep changing the overly ludicrously complicated title of your fic as the situation calls for.
You sir are a Magnificent Bastard.
3511867 Darling, please, you flatter me.
Well, that happened. You MAY want to consider changing the number in the title.
May.
Possibly.
Anyways, I'm going to go do some mensa puzzles and attempt to regrow some lost brain cells.
I would like to suggest a ship.
Chrysilis and Fluttershy (Featuring an army of changlings with it)
I was a bit bored, sooo yeah. Hope you can do it.
3517843
If she lives that might not be a bad idea
3505219 you do know derpy just replaced your remote to muffins right?
3523089 WHAT *looks in bag finds muffins*
HOW???
Well good thing I got more remote then that one
Once I finish steeling all of Vinyl Scratch's bass cannons I'll go get one of them
3523933 and are you sure those bombs are really bombs?I mean you could have made a confetti bomb (Thanks to the Pinkie-Dash Prank Guide book for only $9.95)
3524906 I know what bombs I made
But I'm not telling you If they are confetti or not
3525312 How do you even make a bomb in the jail?!And where is Super Trampoline?!And How did you even sent in equestria?AND wait....Am i having an eye problem or your hideout is burning?YOUR MUFFINS!!!!!!!ITS BURNING!!!!!!!
you may answer it in order if you may.
3525724 I'm here. yesterday I was busy wasting money and time on advertising instead of writing.
3525724 Ok answers in order
1 They were made before I was put in jail
2 He's alive for now
3 No your not having a eye problem but that' not my hideout it's ether Vinyl's, Twilight's, or Super Trampoline's house (You might want to tell them that I set there houses on fire)
3525894
some ponies just want to see houses burned so i dont care but the CMC is trying to earn thie cutie marks by bomb disposal not that i like to help you but you know what will happen when they do stuff like that.......oh and hi Super
*switches to Gentle Mane Form*
Were just having a cup of tea.Would you like a drink?
3525980 Good the CMC are on my kill list
And on matter what they do to me I WILL COME BACK
3526078 CMC is on your kill list?!?!
*wispers*where should i sign up i got a grudge on them for burning my feathers off,broke a part of my horn,and turn auntie celly mane to pink.....she kinda looks nice with that color but still.....but still that doesnt mean i want to see ponyville explode only the CMC before pinkamena gets them,atleast you will be the one caught on act but not me
3526191 Your in the group
Now help me find out what theses ponies are planning in the town hall
3526283
hope Super doesnt mind us
*grabs Barrett with "Wall Piercing View Scope"*
I specially made this to make Pinkamena Cry
*watches inside the Hall*
I found nothing but Parasprites,Muffins,and Super Trampoline
to the Canterlot I suppose?
3526374 I got a idea
They don't know your helping me so go into town hall get the info we need and get out
3526387
They wont see this coming
*teleports*
What do we have here hmmmmm,
Adopt a chicken,nope
Prisoner gone wild,nope
Super Trampoline's Diary,how did even got in here?*grabs anyway*
Latest Playpony Magazine,im going to get this for "evidence"
oh my.....we need more bombs on this....MOLESTIA'S GOING TO BUILD A STATUE SHOWING HER BUTT!!!!!!!!WERE DOOMED!!!!!!!
*Teleports**poof!!!*
3526433 Ok give it to me
3526475
*hands the Diary,"Evidence",and Blueprint.*
thats all i could muster up
3526483 Good
Now it's time to go to town hall
3526503
I go Undercover while analyzing the 2 "Evidences" hehehehehe
3526537 Ok now my plan will work
but just in case plan B has been activated
3526614
which is....?
3526617 Can't say Super Trampoline might tell Twilight if I do
3526645
ok go on while i "analyze the evidences"
and if you find a pink pony with cotton candy hair...run away from her she cause will give you migraines in your migraines
3526655 Sadly she on my kill list (That's one of the reasons I'm using bombs)
3526667
dont know if thats good news or great news.....
3526672 Well I can see town hall
So I'm just going to fight them and then blow up Ponyville
3526682
*Fires the Barrett*
See that Hall's Door Blown off?Damn im too good
*Fires Again*
See that Limb Blown off?Thats gonna make Pinkamena cry!!!!!!!!
If only I can spot her.......
3526705 Good
Cover me and they will all die
3526726
Bam!!!Bam!!!!Bam!!!!
Your getting deeper on the hall i can do nothing but to give surveillance there!!!!Bogey 6 and 9 o' Clock!!!!!!
3526823 Got them
3526904
banana peel 12 o' clock then after that you'll be facing more banana peels.how did it even be there?
3526920 I have no idea
but I got past them
Holy fuck you guys I got like 50 notifications.
3526932 did you reach the objective?
objective annoy trampoline has been completed though...
3527186 Well I'm at the wrong town hall
But at lest it annoyed Super Trampoline
3528601 sooooo which town hall did you inserted?
3528675 I have no idea
But it's not where the meeting is
3528704
so next town hall?Plan C?Annoy Super More?