113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World

by Super Trampoline

Rarity Belle/G3 Rainbow Dash

''Rainbow, oh my gosh, you actually came to my fall line release party! And... you dressed up?''

''Of course darling. I love fashion more than you. And I always dress in style.''

Rarity scrunched her brow. ''Come again?''

''Oh darling, I just love dressing up. Fashion is my passion.''

Rarity was suspicious. This seemed too good to be true. ''Rainbow, please remove your clothes.''

Rainbow giggled. ''In public? You naughty mare.'' But she complied. Off slipped her dress and...no wings.

Rarity sighed. ''Wrong generation.'' Which meant...

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...Elsewhere...

Cheerilee backed away slowly. ''Please, Rarity, stop trying to duet with me.''

Author's Note:

Remember when these chapters were about silly randomness, not sex jokes? Pepperidge Farm Remembers.

Comments

[New Spark]

The song was actually really good.

[deletingthisaccount]

Batman/Celestia

[Super Trampoline]

4336409

[deletingthisaccount]

4336659

[averagejoey2000]

Pepperidge farms was bombed last week. Never Forget.

[TheFanficFanPony]

4335658

Yes... Give in to the g3!