113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World

by Super Trampoline

Applejack/Cadance

''Cadance, now that y'all's pesky husband's dining with tha' earth worms, it's just you an' me, rulin' your Crystal Kingdom.''

Cadance sighed, her marefriend lying lazily next to her in a hammock, swinging between two crystal cherry trees. They made her think of Applejack's cherry--that is, the one Applejack was eating. Her reverie was interupted by AJ's twangy voice.

''Caddy, I wanna ask you somethin' right her, right now. Answer me plainly: will you marry me?''

Cadance tittered. ''Oh Applejack, such a silly pony. You may be my lover, but Gilda's my wife.''

Comments

[Leonzilla]

~Silly Applejack.

[Weeping Angel]

This is good... I think I'll like this.
Carry on.

[Eddepicman]

CONTINUITY!!!

[Super Trampoline]

4193652 Le gasp! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[Deathprize88]

4162421
i was thinking how do faq twilight got into your account where the hackers is.....well still in the field and the owner well typing some comment in his account......wait how the hell tramp type when he is all tied up in the first place???

[Super Trampoline]

4194843 This all took place back in Equestria, over winter break, which was when I last visited. I distribute these as pamphlets over there.

[Deathprize88]

4194860 ok
now im goin to make that fic which by the way giving me headaches since my last comment