113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World

by Super Trampoline


Applejack/Cadance

''Cadance, now that y'all's pesky husband's dining with tha' earth worms, it's just you an' me, rulin' your Crystal Kingdom.''

Cadance sighed, her marefriend lying lazily next to her in a hammock, swinging between two crystal cherry trees. They made her think of Applejack's cherry--that is, the one Applejack was eating. Her reverie was interupted by AJ's twangy voice.

''Caddy, I wanna ask you somethin' right her, right now. Answer me plainly: will you marry me?''

Cadance tittered. ''Oh Applejack, such a silly pony. You may be my lover, but Gilda's my wife.''