113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World

by Super Trampoline

Gilda/Princess Mi Amore Candenza

Cadence (or was it it CadAnce?) was heart-broken. Shining Armor had run off with that Cup Cake tramp-no-good-whore-slut-husband-stealer, and left her to cry into her royal pillow.

Suddenly, a griffon crashed through the picture window of her Crystal Empire castle. ''A sign from the Goddesses!'' Cadence blurted out, forgetting that she sort-of was one.

Gilda groaned as she got up. ''Ughhh! What dweeb built a pansy pink pony castle in my flight path to the Griffon empire?'' she complained.

Cadence smiled and cast a love spell. Gilda might not be a knight in shining armor. But she was close enough.

Comments

[Leonzilla]

I loved.

[blackjack5]

These have to all be made into sequels of real shipping's. I would read all of them.

[The Princess Rarity]

...is it weird I suddenly want to see more of this?

[Super Trampoline]

4001295 No. It's a perfectly okay and normal feeling. Actually a Gilda x Cadance fic would be pretty fascinating.

[jazzie366 FLUFFKIN]

4001298 RAINBOW DASH WOULD K.I.L.L. YOU FOR WRITING SOMETHING LIKE THAT!
Go ahead, i would love to see what would happen.
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[Midnight_Firefly]

I...REALLY want to see a full length sequel to this now. What have you done to me?