113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World

by Super Trampoline

Special Guest Author Forgoten Null: Sir Lintsalot/Madame le Flour

He wanted nothing more than to shout his love to the heavens, to whisk her away to confess his undying adulation. He dreamt of a day where he would propose to her after a long romantic walk on the beach, to speak their vows cliffside to the minister, to Celestia but most of all to each other. He just wanted to be with her and to have foal with her, to live with her and to die with her.

Sadly he knew this would never come to be, for they were just a sack of flour and ball of lint.

Author's Note:

Thank you Forgoten Null! Congatulations on your first pony writing.

Comments

[Lonepone]

The Doctor (human)/Lyra. Hands?
William H. Jones (The inventor of Mountain Dew)/Vinyl Scratch. I really hope you think like I do, and see what you can do with this.
DJ Pon3/ Vinyl Scratch
Pikachu/Fluttershy

Just random shit I think you should do

[Super Trampoline]

3443470

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/139257/thirty-eight-extremely-short-incredibly-horrible-and-shamelessly-bizarre-slashfics-plus-one-thats-just-plain-insane

[Lonepone]

3443482You said suggest a pair, so I came up with a few off the top of my head that might be interesting. Which one is leaving you confused?
I put a little thought into some interesting combos, not just completely random pairings.

[Super Trampoline]

3443498 nonono I already picture how I'm going to write it. It's just that you are crazy, that's all.

[Lonepone]

3443502Ah, yes. I get that alot. I once thought of filling a two liter full with five hour energy shots and then chugging the whole thing.

[Brandon Sky]

*jokingly puts a Tragedy tag on this chapter*