113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World

by Super Trampoline

Zecora/Bloomberg

There is a lovely tree I know
Whose branches hang so sweet and low,
Whose apples are so crisp and tasty:
I savor them, am never hasty.
He tells me no pony but I
Can be the apple of his eye,
For he is mine, and mine alone,
No matter what AJ intones.

I love to climb upon his trunk
And pick some thick bough as my bunk.
I'll lie within his crown all day;
I'm rocked to sleep when branches sway.
And sometimes when I feel like rutting
I'll find a limb that is out jutting.

Author's Note:

"You do WHAT with Bloomberg?!?"

I'm pleasantly surprised how easily and well this came out. The fact that it is a monologue allows me to cram a lot more information into one hundred words. I've always been good at writing poems for some reason, or at least making stuff rhyme and follow a specific meter has never been difficult for me.

Comments

[RagamuffinQ]

Do FlAloe and FLotus!

By the way that's Film/Aloe and Flam/Lotus.

Flam has the moustashe.

[Super Trampoline]

3387625 oh god that would be beautiful.

[David Brony]

An OC with a moderator from EQD.

[CartsBeforeHorses]

This is way better than my Zecora dialogue, and mine is supposed to be for a serious story instead of a comedy