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// Zecora/Bloomberg 
// Story: 113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World 
// by Super Trampoline 
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There is a lovely tree I know
Whose branches hang so sweet and low,
Whose apples are so crisp and tasty:
I savor them, am never hasty.
He tells me no pony but I
Can be the apple of his eye,
For he is mine, and mine alone,
No matter what AJ intones.


I love to climb upon his trunk
And pick some thick bough as my bunk.
I'll lie within his crown all day;
I'm rocked to sleep when branches sway.
And sometimes when I feel like rutting
I'll find a limb that is out jutting.