113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World

by Super Trampoline

[Skippable] Fighting Off Bad Guys 3: Electric Boogaloo 2: Pun Harder

''That's the plan Twilight?'' Vinyl asked skeptically. ''You're just going to go out there by yourself and confront them? That sounds pretty dangerous, and that's coming from me.''

''Hey,'' she countered, ''I'm a mother-fucking alicorn princess. I do what I want.''

Cadance gasped. ''Twilight! We do NOT use that kind of language! Bad filly!''

Shining Armor however, stated that, ''Hey, she's a big filly. She can do what she wants.'' A sharp nudge in the barrel from his wife's wing changed his tune. ''Ow! I, uh, mean, Twilight, you should not cuss. Your sister-in-law says so.''

Twilight rolled her eyes. ''Oh come on Caddy. Lighten up.''

Luna spoke up ''Neigh, I fear you may be spending an excessive amount of time with Discord, and his bad language is rubbing off on you.''

''It's true,'' the accused chimera responded. ''I'm guilty as charged. I do have the tongue of a turkey. So I guess you really could say I have a...'' He pulled a pair of sunglasses from hammerspace and put them on.

''Fowl mouth.''

''DISCORD!'' Everypony in earshot groaned.

''But seriously, I'll be there to support her if she needs back up,'' he concluded.

''Okay, we put our faith in you two,'' the hitherto silent King Sombra growled. Extensive speech therapy was helping him enunciate his words more clearly.

"I too endorse this nefarious course of action," the fanged Queen Chrysalis proclaimed. ''Bring down these political terrorists!"

Cadance gave her a death stare. "Political terrorists? Look who's talking!" Prince Blueblood had to break them up before there was a cat fight.

Twilight smiled. "Okay then. Discord, let's go kick some ass."

Discord nodded in agreement, and they were gone in a flash.

Author's Note:

The last cliffhanger I swear!

Comments

[Eddepicman]

Sombra spoke! *squee*

[JustSomeGuy112]

So Twilights coming to stop me
*Picks up two pony size shacks*
Are you trying to make my job easy?
*Starts walking to the Everfree Forest*
Now where is Deathprize?
*Looks at backpack*
I have plans for him

[Deathprize88]

3536272
i dont know how you just did that but ....exactly

[Deathprize88]

oh sh*t,oh f*ck,oh hell(in this case tartarus),oh heck,oh no!What in the name of my name should i do?I know!I will meet them there!But thats gonna either burn my ass off by twi,burn my burned ass by spike(or vice versa?)buuuut Aunt Cadence(or Cadance?Note to me:Ask her what's the correct spelling of her name)will be there so this will make this easier..hopefully.
Driver!!Drive this tin can to my coordinates.
Driver:Where?
Me:Ponyville

[Forgoten Null]

My dearest Super Trampoline,

It appears you have tried to post an image in your story which has resulted in a broken link (at least for me).

pinkie.mylittlefacewhen.com/media/f/img/mlfw5236-shitgiver.jpg

Allow me to assist.

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[Super Trampoline]

3540193 weird. It's displaying fine for me. Thanks anyway though, mighty shitgiver.

[Forgoten Null]

3540691 I think the problem is that some images won't display properly on FiMFiction until the user opens up the page the image is on themselves. Don't ask me why something like that would happen but I have seen it around.

Or maybe its just me being insane. In that case I only have one thing to say about the matter.

denver.mylittlefacewhen.com/media/f/img/mlfw299_1298776425927.jpg

[JustSomeGuy112]

3540073 I'm waiting
You better hurry up

[Deathprize88]

*meanwhile in Super Sherman*
-sips the tea-
Me:What is the chance of me getting burned,spiked,blasted,eaten or whatever when Tramp will see me and started a riot against me before Aunt Cadence/Cadance\could stop them?
Driver:About 75%.
Me:Well that was Harsh....
-opens the hatch-
*saw a branch from the tree coming towards me*
Me:Oh Sh-
-bonk!-
Driver:Though you will always get hit by a branch from a tree when you open the hatch while moving.
Me:I hate you...

[Deathprize88]

3540691
i got a question for you.you are a bat pony right?Where you born from one of my Auntie's Night guard or what?

[JustSomeGuy112]

3544786 THATS IT
YOU BETTER GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW OR YOU WILL DIE

[Deathprize88]

3546115
what if I dont?

[JustSomeGuy112]

3549513 I will put you in a Brazen Bull

[Deathprize88]

3552218
then i give you Goliath.Case closed

[JustSomeGuy112]

3552228 Like that will work
I'm right behind you after all

[Deathprize88]

3552426
i cant buy that cause im in a tank...a moving tank.....moving at 75 kph tank....Moving towards city hall tank....moving explosive resistant tank....and sealed hatch tank...
maybe your looking at my hologram

[JustSomeGuy112]

3552697 WHAT!!!!!
Oh well
I'll kill you later after Twilight and Discord "kill me"
After all my storyline is just beginning

[Deathprize88]

3552923
correction:OUR Storyline and OUR Debut......stop getting all the Spot Light.....

[JustSomeGuy112]

3553012 Well this isn't the first fan fic I've been put in

[Deathprize88]

3553063
then its still OUR Debut
AND MY STORYLINE

[JustSomeGuy112]

3553084 But I have the darker one

[Deathprize88]

3553108
and i have an electrifying/random one

at these rate i would be dead not by you but by migraines....too bad i cant

[JustSomeGuy112]

3553118 Whatever
I just going to wait for Twilight and Discord to come
So that all of Ponyville will fear me

[Deathprize88]

3553168
you know you will be facing:
A war freak pyro/explosive/electric maniac alicorn
A Bookworm alicorn
A seductive alicorn
A Lucky(bastard) Unicorn
A dark Unicorn
A Bass Freak Unicorn
A Shipper Bat pony
A Show off Unicorn
A Random Earth Pony
A Drama Queen Unicorn
A Farmer Earthpony
A Kind(but fused) Pegasus
A Speed Demon Pegasus
A Hydra
A serpent
MUST I REMIND YOU OF EVERYTHING!!!!!!!
uhhhh my head i hope they have aspirin on the hall

[JustSomeGuy112]

3553221 I know what I'm facing
And I have plans for all of them
They will be afraid of me soon

[Deathprize88]

3553237
*grabs detonator*
Try hurt em before i meet them and im going to blow your ass sky-high!!!!
Double-0-7 Style
Just hold the party until i reached them will ya you party pooper......

[JustSomeGuy112]

3553262 That won't be a problem

[Deathprize88]

3553271 ive have placed a goliath with explosives removed and replaced with a box of tea and a jug of hot water over there.why?Cause reaching the hall would take for a while........

[JustSomeGuy112]

3553302 Great I've just got the tow pony size sacks back to my hide out
I think I can see Twilight and Discord now

[Deathprize88]

3553318

if they are there i would rather teleport the whole tank there than to detour over there
anyway the tea are jasmine and some good ol' tea leaves.
no explosives.even we are enemies doesnt mean that i cant give tea like derpy does to everypony like EVERYPONY she sees.

[JustSomeGuy112]

3553342 No you go to town hall and kill Super Trampoline then get out of there and blow up Ponyville

[Deathprize88]

3553354
you know that i work for equestria and try to stop you right?does jasmine and tea leaves pair can cause short term memory loss?
*Drinks Jasmine with tea leaves*
ahhh that feels good....
you know that i work for equestria and try to stop you right?does jasmine and tea leaves pair can cause short term memory loss?
*Drinks Jasmine with tea leaves again*
Ahh that feels good....
you know that i work for-
Driver:Ummmm thats enough drinking of tea sir........

[JustSomeGuy112]

3553385 Come on don't you see
You can finally get some respect here
And all you have to do is help me kill

[Super Trampoline]

3553385 yeeesh guys. I threw my back somewhat playing basketball today cause it's the first time I've played in 6 months and I've put on too much weight, but I promise I'll write the darned chapter in the morning. patience you two.

[Deathprize88]

3553401
Nah being alicorn and adopted by Auntie celly is enough respect
but why you have so much grudge on her anyway...i dont geddit...

[JustSomeGuy112]

3553421 The government I "work for" wants them dead for some reason
Plus I saw them kill the others that were sent with me

[Deathprize88]

3553437
do you really think they killed your friends or your government played tricks on you...
you know politics,fear,trickery... i have experienced them...since when my so called "uncle" been freed from the stone....

[Pen Brush]

the other chater I got a notif for isn't here...

[Super Trampoline]

3554892 read the information in the story description: I accidentally hit the publish button. No new chapter quite yet. sorry.