113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World

by Super Trampoline

Guest Author Week: Tom/Discord by RainbowBob

Discord opened one eye, then the other. His head was rigid, and he could see his surroundings in a clear vision, which meant he sure wasn't sober at the moment.

Yawning, he grunted and cracked his back. ''Ugh, what did I do last night? Felt like I slept on rocks.'' Looking down, he discovered the stoic expression of Tom staring at him disapprovingly beneath him.

''Oh man... did we do it?''

''...''

''Did I at least use protection?''

''...''

''You're clean, right?''

''...''

''What, me? Oh...'' Discord gulped, scratching the back of his neck.

''...''

''Yeeeeeeah, might wanna get yourself checked up.''

Author's Note:

Many thanks to the one, the only, the fabulous RainbowBob! For more crackship goodness from him, check out his Pinkie x Sombra story Feeling Pinkie Mean!

Comments

[The Princess Rarity]

I can't stop howling with laughter and screaming, "Why would you do this?!"

[Super Trampoline]

4128145 That's the desired response!

[Leonzilla]

"..."

~Leonzilla

[Eddepicman]

*slow clap* Lovely