113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World

by Super Trampoline

Cassie the Kelpie/I Don't Give the Pony Any Identifying Characteristics So It Honestly Doesn't Even Matter. It Was Originally Roseluck, But That Felt Like a Waste.

''So, Cassie, I hear you almost flooded Ponyville.''

''Yes, I... regret that decision. I was not of sound mind.''

''Hey, we all make mistakes. I mean, I once went on a date with Cheerilee!''

''Was this 'Cheerilee' particularly evil?''

''Oh, hardly! She's a great mare. But the date was just a complete disaster!''

''I fail to see how our situations are similar.''

''What I'm saying is that I relate to you, Cassie. Tortured souls like you and me, we gotta stick together!''

''Uh huh. Are you done swimming in my lake?''

''Hardly! Now I'm swimming in love!''

Author's Note:

Remember Cassie?

Comments

[FanOfMostEverything]

Ah yes, the OP-as-fuck super-siren who decided eliminating free will and destroying a dam was a better plan than asking for help.

Whoever this pony is, they need to not reproduce.

[Super Trampoline]

7367371 Well, depending on your headcanon about interspecies reproductive feasibility, that may be a nonissue.