113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World

by Super Trampoline

Elton Bon/Rarity (suggested by Bicyclette)

Bonny, darling, I love you, but you are now on your 17th play through of “Tower of Neighbel”. Do you think there’s aaaaaany other song you could play? Don’t get me wrong, I love when you perform for me. Just... maybe not that song anymore today... perhaps for a few years.

Bon Bon looked up. “Rarity, when we hooked up, I warned you: if I’m not making sweets, I’m playing piano. Do you recall that?”

“Frankly, dearest, if you’re going to keep on that dreadful tune, I recall saying I’m leaving.”

Bon Bon sighed. “She shall be leave on-ed.”

Author's Note:

For reasons unknown to me (since it’s not in the DNP list), all the bonafide/bonpun pictures are off of Derpibooru. Fortunately, I was still able to go straight to the source.

“Tower of Babel” is a great almost-proggy Elton John deep cut with tons of chords with non-root bass notes. A friend of mine showed me it like three or four years ago and lately I’ve been listening to it again.

The last line of the chapter is a reference to the Elton John song “Levon”.

Comments

[Super Trampoline]

Oh shit it’s back!

[Bicyclette]

thank you for this hono(u)r

[Super Trampoline]

10811755
When we gonna collab again bby?

[FanOfMostEverything]

Missing bonafides? That's equal parts bizarre and distressing. At least Ego's maintaining the original source.

Also, always nice to see more of these.