Carrot Cake arrived at his bakery one morning to find a note taped to the front door: ''Honey, I can't take it anymore. I'm leaving and taking the kids. ~XOXO Cup Cake''
He broke down crying, but soon felt a gentle hoof on his shoulder. He looked up to see a very hoofsome pegasus guard staring at him with starry eyes. His mare may have left him, but he didn't care anymore. He had finally found Mr. Right.
''Hey stud,'' the orange and blue stallion crooned seductively. ''Wanna flash my sentry?''
Carrot Cake swooned. This was love.
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Ummm. What?
Oh my....O_O
The insane length and complexity of this story is promising brilliant laughs, in-depth feels, and even maybe a bomb threat. It's almost like it's challenging me to read it.
Challenge accepted.
*Reads first paring*
I like it! ANOTHER!
I'm done. This is THE laziest thing ever written.
Thumbs up anyway...
*slow clap slowly builds into thundering applause and cheers*
The name alone is what I came for.