113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World written by Super Trampoline
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50th Chapter Special Part 4

One break of indeterminate length later, Twilight got back to roll. "If you can hear me clop once."

*CLOP!*

A few ponies clopped.

"If you can hear me clop twice!"

*CLOP! CLOP!*

Better, more of the room was starting to listen...

"If you can hear me clop thrice!"

There was indistinct clopping.

"Okay okay fine. If you can hear me clop three times."

*CLOP! CLOP! CLOP!*

This time those confused by the word "thrice" complied and most of the room clopped.

"Last one, if you can hear me, clop four times."

*CLOP! CLOP! CLOP! CLOP!*

The room was quiet. Twilight Sparkle was happy. "Okay guys, that's enough clopping; back to roll call. Let's see, where was I?... Ah yes! Ah... this chapter? Ewwww, gross, and nasty. Though actually, I wonder if... Hmmm, there would be a lot of cool things I could do working with myself. So many hypotheses to try! Oh wait, I would remember if I visited myself in the past. Unless... I used a memory-wiping spell! BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!...Ha?''

The crowd was staring at her. "Eh heh heh... heh... moving on..."

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Leonzilla
Leonzilla #1 · Nov 17th, 2013 · · ·
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no comment.

RagamuffinQ
RagamuffinQ #2 · Nov 17th, 2013 · · ·
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That link rocks! I love bleach.

JustSomeGuy112
JustSomeGuy112 #3 · Nov 17th, 2013 · · ·
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3502192 It's not like I need the gun anymore
I got a different way to kill them

JustSomeGuy112
JustSomeGuy112 #4 · Nov 18th, 2013 · · ·
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3502729 Ok everything is set
Soon all of my targets will be dead

Eddepicman
Eddepicman #5 · Nov 18th, 2013 · · ·
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*CLOP!*

Hehehe. You know what I'm thinking about... :moustache:

Super Trampoline
Super Trampoline #6 · Nov 18th, 2013 · · ·
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3505040 that's it I'm telling princess twilight about you.

JustSomeGuy112
JustSomeGuy112 #7 · Nov 18th, 2013 · · ·
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3505074 Too late
The bombes are set
When I hit this button all of Ponyville will go BOOM

Super Trampoline
Super Trampoline #8 · Nov 18th, 2013 · · ·
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3505090you don't have to do this zombie hunter. You really don't. There are options.

JustSomeGuy112
JustSomeGuy112 #9 · Nov 18th, 2013 · · ·
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3505187 NO THERE ARE NO OTHER OPTIONS
I don't want to I have to
For my family and friends

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