113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World

by Super Trampoline

Guest Author Week: Cloud Kicker/Diamond Dog by Fixit Wrenches

After several hours... okay, minutes of howling and creaking noises, Cloud Kicker stared up, scowling at the ceiling. Her partner shifted, rolling over to face her.

''Pony, good doggy style!'' The Diamond Dog said, wagging his tail under the blanket.

Cloud scooted away from the Dog with a look of disgust on her face. ''No, get out, you mangy mutt!'' Picking up a newspaper, she swatted him on the nose. The dog scampered out of her house, and she got into her shower to wash the smell off.

''Ugh, never again,'' she muttered into the water. ''That's a rule.''

Author's Note:

Thanks go to the wonderful Fixit Wrenches, who under another name will be working with me at the one and only BABSCon!

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And with that, we find ourselves at the end of guest author week. I've let Super Trampoline go. I believe he and I have reached an agreement and put this little "misunderstanding" behind us. Enjoy more stupid ships from the author now!
~Her Royal Majesty, Peruser of Actually Decent Literature and not This Putrid Crap Princess Twilight Sparkle

Comments

[Leonzilla]

And with that, we find ourselves at the end of guest author week.

No! wait. I still have to write one for this.

~Leonzilla

[Super Trampoline]

4162166 Guest chapters, provided they are interesting (sorry Zombie Hunter, but Derpy x Doctor isn't really a crack paring at this point.) will always be accepted. This was just specifically a week (more like a month in real time) where guest authors were filling in for me because Twilight Sparkle had me tied up in her basement for a week.

[Leonzilla]

4162182 hmmm...So Twilight Sparkle had you tight up for a week...in her basement.

Give me a minute, I think I got an idea.

~Leonzilla

[Super Trampoline]

4162358 It went almost exactly how you would imagine it would. I think she's more scarred than me.

[Leonzilla]

4162414 why, yes that is exactly what I was thinking.