Acting as the audience surrogate, Twist spoke up before Twilight could continue taking roll. "Yo Twilight, I’m really happy for your thoroughneth; Imma let you finith, but thith roll call story arc’th getting really tediouth. Maybe we thould jump ahead to the acthual discuthion, don’t chu think?"
Rather than be upset, Twilight paused to ponder thith this problem, and after a few moments nodded her head in agreement. "You’re right Twist. This fashion’s arc’s getting old. The time has come to welcome an actual open discussion about how to deal with this shipping menace. Hmmm… I know! I’ll use my awesome alicorn awesomeness to build a time warp!" she announced more than a little loudly.
Twist clopped heartily in approval. "That thoundth like a great idea! You’re my favoriteth princeth!"
Twilight smiled genuinely. "Thank you Twist. I’ll remember you when I take over the world. Now stand back everypony, it’s about to get all magicky up in this joint! Neeeiiighh!" She actually neighed in excitement.
Her horn began to glow, and weird atmospheric distortions appeared in front of her. The air turned an ugly brownish teal color, and the distinct smell of fish was noted. The master magician channeled more and more power into the spell, and her eyes got all freaky and her mane all messy, and she rose into the air as the stereotypical wind that always seems to accompany powerful manifestations of magic swirled around her, throwing lose papers and pastries into a wild and fevered dance. The focal point of the casting crackled and shimmered, and as the spell reached its apex and Twilight’s power surged, she cried out in a voice like that of one possessed by a thousand demons: “DEUS EX SPARKLECUS!”
There was a thunderous explosion, and when the dust settled and the terrified ponies dared to reopen their eyes, they found before them an ecstatic Twilight dancing and hopping around a vortex to the future about a celeste in spherical diameter. “It worked! It worked! It worked!” she shouted with childlike joy.
After several minutes of this, Twilight calmed down and resumed her stately awkward princess demeanor. “So, what this means is that those of you I've already noted as “here” may now step into this time warp of sorts and into the future when I have completed roll call and group discussion is set to begin. Any volunteers want to test it out?”
Immediately a crowd of ponies and other sapient beings rushed the stage, hoping desperately to escape the increasingly crazed Twilight. Within a few minutes, the room had about two-score less people in it. One particular pony wasn’t very happy about this development.
"The Great and Powerful Trixie Lulamoon is flabbergasted that there are ponies who wouldn’t want to hear her Great and Powerful name called by her frienemy Twilight Dorkle!"
Twilight rolled her eyes. “Trixie, give it up already. You’re a washed up has-been. I won’t lay on the smack too hard, but suffice it to say that nopony but Sethisto cares about you. Just step through the damn portal already and get out of my life for the next ten minutes.”
Trixie harrumphed. “Fine. You may have bested Trixie this time, but the battle is far from over, Sparkle. But!” she exclaimed, changing to a less antagonizing and douchey voice, “Speaking strictly as a fellow professional prestidigitator and not at all as a mortal frienemy, I, err, I mean Trixie must confess her enthusiastic admiration for that most excellent time spell you performed. Though she must question, how did you know when to send it to?”
Twilight blushed sheepishly. “Uh, well, I didn’t. I left the wormhole destination undefined. So until I anchor it on the other side ten to fifteen minutes from now, or whenever I’m done with roll call, everyone and thing that enters the rift is trapped in the trans-dimensional nothingness of space-time--a void of unbeing, if you will.”
Trixie nodded her head and made a face, as if nonverbally saying "not bad." "Huh. Sounds very Neightzsche-esque, this temporary nil state you speak of."
"Yeah, I suppose it is," Twilight concurred, “but without the syphilis, insanity, or questionable ultranationalism.”
Something clicked, and Trixie’s façade went back up: "Well, whatever is on the other side of that vortex thingie, I sure bet it beats this lame scene. The Great and Powerful Trixie is out. Later foos." And with that the showmare haughtily sauntered into the unfinished chronological shortcut.
Twilight watched her disappear with a shrug. “So, uh, how are you today, Wheel?”
Password...
3791970 It's asking for a password? It shouldn't be. This story isn't password protected. I don't think it is...
3791976 Well it is
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try "password"
EDIT: yeah, I tried changing the password to "password", then logged out an tried it as a guest and it worked.
3792004 That worked
800 comments! WEEEEE!
3792107 You can thank me later
3792261 THANK YOU DUDE!
3792386 Your welcome
And thanks for putting me in your fic
By all the alicorn princesses, the things you do to this story...
3792674 i'm giggling. not just some of the alicorn princesses. ALL of them!
So, I must say, this is a splendid bit of insanity you've got going on here, good show!
The ultranationalism really only show up in The Will to Power, which was posthumously put together by Nietzsche's sister, from a mixture of his notes, previous writings and her own antisemitism (which Nietzsche himself did not share, and in fact abhorred.)
Sorry, It's just that ever since Elisabeth Förster-Nietzsche whored her brothers legacy out to the Nazi's, so many people assume that he was in some way affiliated, it's become something of pet peeve of mine.
3792958 I understand. That's why I used the word "questionably" I did absolutely 0 research for this throwaway joke, relying in what I already knew.
3792958 oh and thank you!
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Yeah, sorry about that. Like I said, pet peeve.
And you're more than welcome. I know what I like, and I like this story.
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ummm dont forget about me
3801149 I'm not
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well.... i really dont know....why am i scarred of it though....
damn paranoia on slender games......
3801160 Well I want him to do it
Because if he doesn't all I'll have to do is wait for people to comment on my fic
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i noticed some extension of the title of FEESIHSBSPOTJPINMCUABTWOSTL
I swear to celestia i would be dead if i type the Acronym of this fic manually than Copy-Pasting
3804154 heh. The (optional) time travel that is gonna go down soon will be pretty fun, and actually be structurally sound and not at all paradoxical.
Curse my thoughts...
3809559 Hey, Twistclops a lot!
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somehow i forgot to follow tramp for about 2-3 months...always...all the time...until now
Is doctor whooves going to appear since your now doing timey wimey related stuff? As if this story needed anymore insanity.
3817594 not only Has the Doctor shown up, but he got his own spin-off. (I'm on my phone right now so it's hard to link stuff, but if you look in the expanded story description, you'll find the link to the spinoff.
3817537 I don't usually laugh at my own writing, so comments like this always make me happy
It's been sometime since my last comment and I just thought I let you all know.......I don't know how much longer I can stay sane
I can hear my psychopathic side
It wants to be free
3824310 Like freddie Mercury?
3824321 No
The side of me that kidnaped ponies, did "thing" to them, and held Ponyville hostage with a fake bomb threat
3824344 dammit. BTW, another equestria girls movie is coming.
3824452 What does that have to do with me going insane aging ?
3824469 i figured it probably wouldn't help
3824491 And it didn't
But I really need help before I go insane
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That usually happens to me almost everyday in my life like when I smell gunpowder my trigger happy side always get the best of me
I'm using my tab for a while cause my laptop broke....
call leopony by the way if you feel like its coming
I just remembered that I shocked everypony I saw because I gone insane because of well you know past problems
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That usually happens to me almost everyday in my life like when I smell gunpowder my trigger happy side always get the best of me
I'm using my tab for a while cause my laptop broke....
call leopony by the way if you feel like its coming
I just remembered that I shocked everypony I saw because I gone insane because of well you know past problems
3826520 I want to call Leo but every time I try to a song plays in my head
A song that reminds of the life I lived
A song that makes me wonder if I was ever sane
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well you are pretty sane to me,only you cant defeat your past that controls you.
let it go and move on and think about your friends.Friendship is magic after all
3826720 I HAVE NO FRIENDS (and before you say it you, Leo, and Super don't count)
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you may think you don't have friends(us doesn't count) but alot of guys there wants to befriend you.Octavia and Soarin wants to befriend you even the things you have done to them,alot of your survivng victims forgives you and they asked me to tell you that they want to befriend you personally.
you may not know it but you and i have alot of things at common.Im not called as Deathprize for nothing(except the one they named me because of the sword i use)
3826762 But look at me
I'm still wearing the Dylan Fuentes outfit (but with pants)
Plus there's the flash backs to my past that keep hunting me
Let's face it
I'm noting more then a psychopath
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saids the one who is talking to a certain yellow alicorn who gone crazy and killed,mutilated,burned and tortured millions ponies for amusement and revenge because of his young life being the painful one thousands of years ago
3826801 But your talking to someone who as been raped by his sister, tried to kill your princesses, raped and killed ponies, and then removed their organs
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what i meant to say,my past sins was greater and much more violent than yours but managed to move on and live a new life out of that "Equestria's Hell" which have became known as Nightmare Night(which now refers as the birth of Nightmare Moon to hide the bloody truth)how much more about you being your sins didnt even reach a quarter of my sins
3826824 But you didn't have a voice telling you to go back to your old ways
Even now I can hear it
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you may not know it but when i also smell gunpowder or any burnt materials or see anything red,it always tells me to go back to my old self,but remember show your thoughts who's the one in-charge and control them,they are not your masters but its exactly the opposite,your are their master
3826824 "Past Sins" lololol.
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no reference and no puns intended
now i must read that again
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ummmmm whats the H thing?
3824310 (Suddenly a omniscient celestial voice speaks) ...Zombie, thou must never lose hope...