- Published 18th Oct 2013
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113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World - Super Trampoline
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Maud stared into the kitchen at the love of her life. It felt like hours since she’d started staring, but that didn’t matter to her. Any length of time she spent staring at him was well-spent. Some might have thought that theirs was an unconventional relationship, but she didn't care about that. He was everything she could ever want. Ever since he'd introduced himself, she knew he was the one. He was perfect. Absolutely perfect.
''What's for dinner?'' Maud called out.
''Do you smell what the Rock is cooking?'' her love called out.
Absolutely perfect.
Author's Note: 
Thank you very much Twinkletail! Go read his many stories, they're funnier than mine!
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I know, that somewhere in the depths of my mind, I was waiting for this exact story.
4543249 I dunno. What do YOU know?
4691571 bow chicka wow wow
verbal means of referencing a sexual encounter, act or deed. Also used to identify someone or thing that is sexual.
from urban dictionary
4717524 thanks, I guess?
I approve of this nonsense.
The SSESIHSBSPOTJPINMCUBTFOSTLAF just gone crazy that it gone completely unpronounceable the last time i was here but strangely my mouth still pronounce it.Oh nice new pic there Tramp.Been here for the new chaps
Still a bad Acronym though....