113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World

by Super Trampoline

Nightmare Moon/Princess Mi Amore Cadenza

''Once upon a time there was an angry space horse who was really horny because she hadn't gotten laid in like literally a thousand years so I flew up to the moon and shagged her all day on the longest day of the year so we are talking like sixteen hours of sweaty hot moon horse action and then she was like 'Finally I have been sexually released!' and that's how I turned Nightmare Moon back into Princess Luna. The end.''

''Ew, Mom, seriously? Gross. That is not what went down.''

''You weren't there, Flurry Heart. Shush.''

Author's Note:

thanks go to Admiral Biscuit for finding this picture. Nothing was on Derpibooru.

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[Super Trampoline]

7207919 my story, my r63 names.