113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World

by Super Trampoline

Fluttershy/Shining Armor

Twilight knocked on the door hurriedly.

''OH! COME IN!'' she heard Fluttershy yell. Twilight rushed in and...

''ME, SHINing Arm..." the pegasus's voice petered out. ''Um, hello Twilight!''

''Twily!'' Shining yelled, dismounting Fluttershy. ''Great to see you LSBFF! Wanna join us?''

Twilight's jaw hung agape. Her friend was lewdly splayed over a couch; her brother was...

''no. No. NO NO NO! NONONONONO OHCELESTIAWHY!!!'' Twilight screamed in abject horror.

''Woah, calm down sis. It's just some casual sex.''

''Yeah,'' Fluttershy added, breathing heavily, ''Bonobos do it all the time. It's natural.''

''I...but... thought that...AUGHHHHH!!!''

Author's Note:

Ironically, Twilight was in a hurry because she wanted to spread the news that her bro was back in town.

Comments

[Leonzilla]

and no mention of Cadance anywhere.
fc08.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/364/3/a/clapping_pony_icon___princess_cadence_by_taritoons-d5pon2h.gif

~Leonzilla

PS: Bonobos?

[Super Trampoline]

4317772 See chapters 1 and 3.

[Leonzilla]

4317776 So you are making a continuity between them even now?(╯_╰”)

[Super Trampoline]

4317772 The bonobo is popularly known for its high levels of sexual behavior. Sex functions in conflict appeasement, affection, social status, excitement, and stress reduction. It occurs in virtually all partner combinations and in a variety of positions. This is a factor in the lower levels of aggression seen in the bonobo when compared to the common chimpanzee and other apes. Bonobos are perceived to be matriarchal and a male's rank in the social hierarchy is often determined by his mother's rank.

[Leonzilla]

4317982 That is awesome.
wiki.guildwars.com/images/thumb/6/60/User_Jette_awesome.svg/2048px-User_Jette_awesome.svg.png

[Super Trampoline]

4318003 The specifics are pretty NSFW, And it's a pain to post links from my phone, but you can read the lurid details on Wikipedia.

[Leonzilla]

4318013 Oh I will spare myself the details; but thank you.

~Leonzilla

[Deathprize88]

somehow things gone kinkier since zomb well gone Dyland Fuentes mode.....

[whiteoak019]

older applebloom x discord