Now, as for how Twilight regathered a bunch of ponies who had just been spooked by a bomb-threat back into the town hall, I'm afraid the answer is quite run of the mill. She bribed them. She had awkwardly flown up onto the town hall roof, and announced to the masses, "Those of you who are part of the Anti-Shipping Convention, please regather in the town hall in twenty minutes. Sugarcube Corner will be providing free snacks, and not those wimpy half-assed snacks you usually find at conventions either: There will be cake and actually decent coffee and yummy donuts and stuff. So please regather; the convention will resume in twenty minutes.''
After she landed back on the ground, she was approached by a worried Pinkie Pie. "Twilight!" the mare said, "What the heck? We can't afford to just give away free food willy-nilly!"
While Twilight wanted to say something like "That never stops you from throwing parties, does it?" instead she smiled and said "Oh no, of course Pinkie. I have a royal catering stipend I'll pay you from. Sound good?"
"Okie-Dokie-Norse God, Twilight!" Pinkie replied, and cheerfully hopped away to Sugarcube Corner to start gathering food.
Twilight spotted her brother and his wife making out in an alleyway. Gross. “Ewww, guys, stopped necking. Get a room for goodness sake.
“Oh, hi Twilight,” Cadance said cheerfully while her husband continued to stick his tongue in her ear, “wanna join us? There’s room for one more.”
Twilight blanched. “1). Cadance, you are disgusting. 2). I can never tell how serious you are being, given I know for a fact for reasons I wish I could forget that you are kinky as Tartarus, and that’s creepy. 3). That joke is overused and too easy and you know it. I’m dissappointed Cadance. I expected more from you.”
Cadance looked crestfallen. “You’re right. ‘I’m disappointed Cadance. I expected more from you.’ must run in the family, because Shiny said same exactly thing last night in bed.”
Shining removed his tongue from her ear and glared. “Hey you’re taking my words completely out of context. I didn’t realize those eggs would break so easily.”
Twilight made a face and laughed nervously. “Riiiiight um so, Shining, could you be my bouncer? Now that I’ve advertised free treats, I need you to make sure only people I actually invited show up. Think you could do that for me BBBFF?”
Shining perked up. “Oh, of course Twily. Just give me the list of ships, and I’ll do the rest.” Turning to Cadance, he whispered, “You’re mine tonight. Meet in the clocktower at midnight and I’ll really ring your bell. If you know what I mean.”
Cadance tittered and pecked him on the cheek. “Yes, I know what you mean. Now go help Twilight with her little shipfest. I’ll be mingling in the crowd checking on how the REAL couples are doing. Might as well do some relationship counselling since I’m there, right?”
Twilight smiled. “Thanks Bro. Thanks Sis-in-Law!”
The three of them parted ways.
...Meanwhile, at the front of a line in Canterlot Castle...
''Please Princess,'' Super Trampoline pleaded, ''You gotta help me! Your 'faithful student' Twilight threatened to kidnap me. I only wrote those stupid ships for fun. She's taking them entirely too seriously though!''
Celestia raised one eyebrow in puzzlement. ''My little pony, while I respect your concern, I believe YOU to be the one overreacting. Twilight would never do such a thing. I sent my sister Luna there to represent herself and I, and I believe that she shall see to it that no crazy shenanigans occur. She is after all, quite level headed,'' the princess added with a wink.
Super gulped. He was doomed.
''Oh, by the way,'' the princess said, leaning in close to the author's ear conspiratorially, ''Don't tell anypony else, but I personally enjoy your ships. The one with Rainbow Dash and the Star Wars opening crawl was especially clever."
Super smiled. "Your secret is safe with me, Princess."
Hmm this could work to my advantage
Ponyville you will soon meet a lustful end
Cant wait to see what happens next
-Sly Moon-
3662012 yea, yea just keep twitching in your metaphorical cage why don't you. We all know you aren't coming back anytime soon.
3662586 Well look who just got on my rape/kill list
As soon as I finish building my lust cannon I will-
WAIT A MINUTE I'm saying my plan (and that didn't go to well last time) so I'm not telling you
But on a side note, can you tell me where Cloud Chaser lives
3662800 Ponyville
3661363
seems like me in my everyday life of being a Tanker/Airpony
but seriously dude twi gonna ponynap you?thats too unroyally of her.She would probably first turn you a mare second ship you both with zombie and then ponynap you.though i had to agree with celly too that was clever...
3662836 I know that but where in Ponyville?
3662839 And why is being shipped with me a bad thing
After all you were shipped with me
3662843
What are you planing to do with Cloud Chaser?
3662870 If you look in the comments you'll find out
3662867
no it isnt but for Tramp...yeah its probably bad for Tramp aaaaand
really what will you do to Cloud?
and Lust Canon?nice spelling bro
it should be Cannon
3663557 Alright I'll tell you
Me and my colt and marefriend have a lustful relationship but every now and then we want something "fresh" so we'll go and get a pony (or five) and do things to her or him and when we are done we kill all of them
We picked Cloud Chaser because she found me and sent a signal to Twilight (who we also plan on doing what I said above along with Super) and well you know what happened
On a side note I finest building my lust cannon (go look it up I'm to lazy to add a link and I spelled it correctly)
3663768
that...makes sense
but if i were you i would get both cloud and Flitter cause if you would take one of them and leave one of them......you dont wanna know
3663794 Good idea
For that I won't rape and kill you (and you can join us)
3663807
ok how many times i should tell you i wont join you?
but thanks for the offer anyway for not killing me or rape me
im still on white,which means im no ones side...yet
3663845 Say no all you want
You'll join my side sometime
I KNOW YOU WILL
3663881
still white
3663845 3663881 No
ponybody's going to be killing ANYONE! Okay?Got it? Good. Let's celebrate with a quote Pyramid!
3663919 Two things
One, I still will
Two, You didn't say I couldn't rape anypony
3663919
we are not killing each other.We are just here having a conversation on which side of mine is which and also,is that OUR quote Triangle?(were making history on FIMFiction guys,only there is a Record Page in this Site.....but who cares Im Deathprize,giving Death as your Prize....i should change my motto sooner)
Code:Crystal White(heres a status bar for your convenience with I as my status --I--)
3663952 You rape anyone I will bring the full wrath of Luna upon your quickly miserable little human ass, capisce?
3663966 Like I care
I'm in a shipping fic
3663963 How are we making history? I've checked. We have a few thousand more comments to make to get near the top of the "most comments" listing.
3663978 3663966
srly Tramp you just said a while ago that no one/pony kill someone/pony
--I--
oh and 1 more thing Keep Commenting
3664014 Can I still rape?
3664014 Hey, I never said the result would be death. Just banishment to Cleveland.
"Now, I make fun of Cleveland because everybody makes fun of Cleveland. I mean, every country has one city that people make fun of. In Russia, we used to make fun of Cleveland."
— Yakov Smirnoff
3664027 And how is that bad?
3664023
yeah you can still rape but dont do Intense BDSMs
and
3664027
first PDs and now Cleveland?Whats next?Mordor?
but banishments are acceptable
--I--
3664023 What? NO! Why do you want to rape? That's seriously fucked up.
3664039 well, BDSM when practiced in a safe, sane, and consentual matter is fine. When it's not...
3664042 YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MY LIFE HAS BEEN SO I WILL RIP-OFF DYLAN FUENTES FROM DEAD RISING 3 (look him up on YouTube) AS MUCH AS I WANT
3664053
Nah BDSMs are fine,Zombie is fine,and Zombie doing BDSMs is fine,for me atleast.I dont know about you though...
--I--
3664067 Thanks
3664109
but that doesnt mean im on your side...most of the time
--I--
3664116 Whatever
Do you know where Cloud Chaser and Flitter
Because the three of us are getting more and more lustful
3664138
that...I really dont know they disappeared after I came back to Ponyville... try on Cloudsdale they might be there
--I--
3664138 Flitter is not amused. fc07.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/185/7/f/very_mad_flitter_by_freefraq-d55ul6g.png
3664148 Well do
3664153 She's mad
Little dose she know we like it when their mad
3664153 3664162
I kinda have a hard time differentiating them both....can you guys help me?
--I--
3664169 Have I ever mentioned how creepy you are? I feel like I'm talking to a psychopath.
3664180 Like I said I'm copying Dylan Fuentes from Dead Rising 3 (you need to look up this guy on YouTube)
3664201 I think I'll pass on that one.
3664224 Why can't you be more "cooperative"?
3664236 >>corporative
Why can't you spell m8?
3664242 Look's right to me
And why don't you "lick that lollypop" for me?
3664242 3664236
why are you guys not looking at Dicshonary?
3664258 CO-Operate = cooperate.
3664267 Whatever
I think I see Cloud Chaser and Flitter house
And Flitter taking a shower
3664292 Look's right to me