“My darling, what is it?” the ocean on its eastern border asked, reaching over to gently crease her sand-colored… uh… sand.
“My love… please don’t hate me but… I have to be honest,” Equestria said nervously.
“What is it?” the ocean asked.
“I… I have ponies.”
The ocean instantly began to retreat as fast as possible.
“Please, don’t go! I bought the special comb and everything! I’ll be able to get rid of them!”
The ocean decided it would be a good time for a low tide.
“… you might want to get yourself tested!” Equestria called out.
Thanks again dude! Go give him some love here!
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Remember to get yourself tested for ponies today.
3479618 Where can I get tested defender2222?
Dang, I'm Infested with ponies, I'd buy the shampoo but its under patent so its expensive as hell.
The Ocean has Sea Ponies!
3479631. I think the place is called Ponychan? I might be wrong lol.
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I laughed way harder than I should have.
"At least it's better than your sister."
"My sister?"
"She has humans."
"HEAVENS NO ANYTHING BUT THAT!"
"Doctor? Are you sure"
"Hear it for yourself."
Shoo-be-doo shoo-shoo-be-doo