“My darling, what is it?” the ocean on its eastern border asked, reaching over to gently crease her sand-colored… uh… sand.
“My love… please don’t hate me but… I have to be honest,” Equestria said nervously.
“What is it?” the ocean asked.
“I… I have ponies.”
The ocean instantly began to retreat as fast as possible.
“Please, don’t go! I bought the special comb and everything! I’ll be able to get rid of them!”
The ocean decided it would be a good time for a low tide.
“… you might want to get yourself tested!” Equestria called out.