//------------------------------// // 50th Chapter Special Part 4 // Story: 113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World // by Super Trampoline //------------------------------// One break of indeterminate length later, Twilight got back to roll. "If you can hear me clop once." *CLOP!* A few ponies clopped. "If you can hear me clop twice!" *CLOP! CLOP!* Better, more of the room was starting to listen... "If you can hear me clop thrice!" There was indistinct clopping. "Okay okay fine. If you can hear me clop three times." *CLOP! CLOP! CLOP!* This time those confused by the word "thrice" complied and most of the room clopped. "Last one, if you can hear me, clop four times." *CLOP! CLOP! CLOP! CLOP!* The room was quiet. Twilight Sparkle was happy. "Okay guys, that's enough clopping; back to roll call. Let's see, where was I?... Ah yes! Ah... this chapter? Ewwww, gross, and nasty. Though actually, I wonder if... Hmmm, there would be a lot of cool things I could do working with myself. So many hypotheses to try! Oh wait, I would remember if I visited myself in the past. Unless... I used a memory-wiping spell! BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!...Ha?'' The crowd was staring at her. "Eh heh heh... heh... moving on..."