Ok, so since I am so far ahead in writing my Castle/MLP crossover, I decided to challenge myself and do something different.

The idea behind this is to do an anthology-like series, where each chapter is a different character telling a different origin about Scootaloo. The only rule I place on myself is each one must involve Scootaloo in some form. Each story will be connected by Twilight as she begins her search to figure out just what is Scootaloo's origin.

This chapter was a parody of both the romance and shipping fics that are out there (especially the ones that make two men or two women somehow have a baby together) and the Lifetime Movie of the Week style of telling a story.

Please let me know what you think and if you would like to see more stories. Each chapter will be completely different, focusing on a different genre or archtype. Also, i do have a final chapter that WILL reveal what I believe Scootaloo's true origin to be.

Finally, if you would like to suggest a story type or movie/tv/book that you would like to see me parody in this, please place it in your review. If selected you will be credited at the start of that chapter.

Thanks!

A bunch of comedies about how our favorite chicken came to be? Instant-favorite!

Image: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Scootaloo_lolface.png

Of course, the fact that the first chapter is hilarious helps also. Can't wait to see what else you've got.

I LOLd so very very hard...

The is gonna go far kid!

LOVE IT!!

Although... you may want to try to find an editor to fix up the minor grammar and wording errors (minor enough that I would have to re-read it to find them). I would offer, but I'm already working on three stories currently and have another two on my backlog. There's never enough time.

>>11662151166215

if you would like to suggest a story type or movie/tv/book that you would like to see me parody in this, please place it in your review.

COPS maybe? I dunno, it was the first thing that came to mind for me and it made me laugh a bit just thinking about it.

>>11681721168172

I have been trying to edit it as I reread it, and when I do find a mistake, I fix it, so hopefully any issues will be gone soon.

COPS might work for one idea I have...stay tuned.

>>11681821168182

I'd suggest putting this in a google docs page. It's spell check is pretty good at ignoring new words like Scootaloo and detecting wrong word choice.

Otherwise, I like it.

>>11682031168203

I would, except I've had some...issues with Google Word Doc before, so I tend to use my Word program with a modified spellcheck (some of the 'errors' that people find in my stories are merely artistic choices for how I want a sentence phrased...what can I say, when you get a degree in communications and writing, you tend to thing VERY hard about story flow and will sacrifice perfection in grammar for perfection is flow).

Glad you enjoyed.

Hm... This is pretty ridiculous, but up to now it works. We'll see how the next chapters hold up. Keep it up!

>>11682431168243

Finally someone else who feels grammar errors aren't as important as story flow and readability.

>>11682561168256

More stories are ruined because a writer is too concerned with following the 'rules' of grammar than the aspect of weaving a narrative. One of my professors once said that grammar rules are only there so people in universities can feel like hot shots...it is better to focus on the flow and let a period fall in the wrong place than have every chapter be academically perfect only for the story to read like a text book.

For example, my BIGGEST pet peeve is word repeating. Don't repeat a character's name twice in two sentences right next to each other or use the same term over and over...mix it up.

While it might get you on one or two people's bad sides, I think it would be hilarious to have the story of Scootaloo's origin being told as the arrival of a prophesied savior.  There was no room at the stable, so they had to deliver her in the attic of a friend's inn, etc.  Either that or being found in a floating basket of reeds.

Needless to say, I already love this story and am looking forward to wherever you take it.

>>11682731168273

Unfortunately EQD doesn't care about that at all. Just a handful of errors will keep you from the prereaders.

>>11683211168321

I do have a 'heroic' origin for Scootaloo planned, but it isn't Biblical. I won't say what it is (that will ruin the surprise) but I think it will get a huge laugh.

>>11683241168324

Well, I did manage to find 4 errors that I thought I had corrected ( 'Have to hit the save button' grumble grumble) but that should bring this up to snuff.

Absolutely hilarious! You sir, deserve a cookie!  Seriously though, well done!

If this is really true... XD

Soooo many plot holes(I mean in there story, not yours. But I guess it could be your story... you know what nevermind.) Ahahahaha! That was hilarious. Can't wait for more.

I absolutely love this story. I can't wait to see more.

Also this story feels like a bit of a parody of fanfiction involving Scootaloo and the fandom's tendency towards theorizing about Scootaloo's past.

Was that intentional or is that just me over-thinking it?

Gramer ain't what no need for to story for understands reeding to floe the plot.

>>11662151166215 Well, I didn't expect to see you here (I just found this story on the front page by accident).

If there is one thing I dislike about this, it's that the Cake's last name was always the plural form, but canonically is the singular form. Aside from being out of canon, it's a bit more awkward to say either mentally or out loud.

As for a parody idea, I suggest looking up the origin story behind Kamen Rider Ichigo.

You could try a human in Equestria origin, with someone trying to convince Twilight that Scootaloo is actually a shape-shifted human from another dimension.

LMAO! Nice one, can't wait to see more!

teh cakers are shipperrrr

This is bucking brilliant. Take your like and favorite good sir! Take it and eat it!

We demand of this.

This is the single funniest story I've read in awhile...and Rarity/Applejack scenes made me die (BTW you're not shipping them for real are you?) I WANT MOAR!

"Look at them, look at how they sit so far apart, neither of them touching, never paying each other any attention. See how Rarity rolls her eyes and Applejack continues to focus on her food rather than the mare in front of her? That is a sign of love."

Favorite line in this entire chapter, can't wait to see more

Oh my god ! They're so irritating !!!

They haven't made love in months! GUH! No wonder Twilight is so on edge!

This seems to sum up my feeling on gay shipfics. They rustle my jimmies.

I'm liking the idea behind this fic.  

I throw my vote in for an origin like John Conner from Terminator or maybe somehing out of Warhammer 40,000.  

A 'Scootaloo is the second coming of Kamina' one!

Have her be her own grandmare in one.

With Granny Smith.

That was downright hilarious!!

Yes!, KEEP THE RUMMOR MILL GOING!, I want to hear also about the rummors about Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle, Applebloom, The mane 6 and the alicorn sisters!

I want to know how The Doctor will tell the tale about Scootaloo's origins... I´m sure it will involve The Master, Dalakes, Cyberponies, Weeping Pegasi, Princess Celestia, Princeess Luna and a muffin

loved the implications about Twilight being the foal of Nightmare Moon and Celestia(Althought somewhat implied)

I suppose that other rummors will tell that Scootaloo is Rainbow Dash's daughter, and she looks over her from afar while she watch her play with her firend's daughters (Applebloom from Big Mac(who is adopted into the apple family) and Applejack and Sweetie Belle from Rarity and some colt who had a horrible gory death)

OR that she's a Scootabot class robot, paired with a Sweetiebot class robot to protect the savior of ponykind from a Machine-controlled Equestria, Machines created by Twilight Sparkle

PLEASE MAKE AN "END OF PONIES" REFERENCE!

That was awesome. Please write more when you get the chance.

Oh you son of a-

I had an almost exact same freakin' idea just the other day!!!

*sigh*

Back to the drawing board...

this should end well

My entire reaction to Mr. and Mrs. Cake:

This was really funny!  The Cakes way of speaking reminds me slightly of the Springs Guide from Ranma 1/2.

>>11693371169337 I lol'd about that!

Unreliable narrators!  Those are always fun!

I love the idea you have for this.  Please keep it up.

One of my theories about Scootaloo is that she is Spitfire's sister,but she was sent to ponyville to live with her aunt.Could you please do one like this?,if it's alright with you?

Please continue it's really interesting!

The cakes are best crack shippers

Twilight's scream at the end makes it complete.  For such a wonderful story, Mrs. Cake gets 4 out of 5 facehoofs.

Also, Rarijack...

P.S.

"In fact, Mrs. Cakes had heard some gossip that Twilight was in fact the daughter of Nightmare Moon and-"

Wow.  Just... wow.

Can't wait to read more!

Ah, the Cakes seem to be inveterate shippers! Can't wait to find out what other exciting and Twilight-breaking backstories you have in store for Scootaloo!

In the absense of facts, any number of fantasies race in to fill the gap, as we see here.

I'm personally betting that Scootaloo's "secret origin" will turn out to be completely mundane - the foal of a totally-undistinguished family where both parents work long hours leaving her to more-or-less look after herself.  Like a lot of kids in such a situation, of course, she tries to 'sex up' her history just a bit.

Lolwhut. Poor Twilight; this should be interesting.

Must kill stupid c***  

Twilight was in fact the daughter of Nightmare Moon and-"

Write this now.>>11697561169756>>11694861169486>>11693121169312>>11690821169082>>11691921169192>>11687311168731

>>11698051169805  Eh, it's been done several times already.  I've even seen that Twilight was the secret daughter of Celestia and Luna (who became male for a while because magic happened) and Celestia carried the fetus for like, 900 years or some stupid crap like that.  

Basically, I face-hoof hard at most of the non-canon backstories, because so few actually bother to make sense.  

>>11698301169830where is the nightmare one?

>>11698301169830

"I've even seen that Twilight was the secret daughter of Celestia and Luna (who became male for a while because magic happened) and Celestia carried the fetus for like, 900 years or some stupid crap like that."

Wait.........What?

Hunger Games :3 Filly made from love on the battlefield.

>>11698051169805 What?

>>11698531169853that idea. Do it.

"I'll see ya in a few days!" Applejack called out, waving her hands frantically. "Have fun!"

waving her hands frantically.

her hands

hands

WHAT?!

Haha

I will read it later... but I think 'last hope' is a little too early for the rumors. Equestria is doing fine right now.

An amusing story and a clever satire on shipper logic? I like this story already!

First, some grammar issues: It’s Mr/Mrs Cake, no ‘s’ in the end. Same with Sugarcube Corner. Also, "It's beautiful and tragic and maybe even a bit melancholy." It should be melancholic.

Now to the actual story... I do so love the idea of Mr and Mrs Cake being so gossipy. And Twilight, of course, would have none of it

>>11698751169875 What?

Dear me Twilight, don't you keep up with the latest biology.

*Digs through old favorites on DA*

*Finds favorite and goes through comments*

Scientists have been able to create baby mice by combining 2 mouse eggs. It works just like how a sperm cell fertilizes an egg, except with another egg.

We know ponies can teleport objects from one place to another.

A pony with enough power and concentration could move an egg from one host to another, making a baby. However, the side effect is that the baby will ALWAYS be female, because no Y chromosome can come into play here.

Is it just me, or did the Cutie Mark Witches summon Cthlulu?

Image: http://mylittlefacewhen.com/media/f/img/mlfw533_131218104525.jpg

>>11701221170122 Da Fu I Just Read...

Hahahaahahaa!!!!  Oh man that was great.  Keep up the great work.

HAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA........HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHA........HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH......I......I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD I FEEL OUT OF MY CHAIR! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHA......please.....please, you....you HAVE to keep this up........hahahahahahahhaahahahahahhahaaah.....I want to hear one from the CMC themselves as well as one from Derpy and five of the Mane Six, maybe even from Luna to......hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahahaahah......I......I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahah....

You, have got my complete and total support, you need any help, ideas or advice for any of your stories and I got your back, by the gods THAT made my day......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

>>11703681170368

True Story.

All lies! She is actually....a chicken!

OMG I can't stop laughing I need more this is just awesome!

>>11687901168790

And Lyra will narrate it.

>>11693121169312 I just did the same thing Twilight was planning to do.

Excuse me. *continues facedesking*

Remember these two essentail facts about fanon; If the show doesn't have someone's parents, they're obviously dead (I've seen a few old Rarity fanfics where her parents are dead), and there is no such thing as a platonic relationship.

>>11698301169830

So much morbid curiosity. Do you remember the name?

Instant Favorite.

Image: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/3762660/images/1235099057512.jpg

This was simply amazing (awesome works too for all you Dash fans). The sheer amounts of untrue gossip Mrs. Cake spouts has got me pulled in and sad I will not read anymore of it.  

>>11698051169805 http://www.fimfiction.net/story/47716/The-Test

Greeaaaat.... now I hate Mrs. Cake! Jeez, I bet if she were to find the internet, she'd believe every single thing on it, she's so stupid! Still, nice comedic way of "explaining" it.

I feel like my IQ just dropped a bit hearing the Cakes talk... well, at least my IQ is 10,000,000,000 strong and growing.  And I just recovered my lost IQ points...

But seriously, that was just... I can't WAIT to see the rest of this...

When will everyone realize that Scootaloo came from Krypton...

scootaloo is an orphan is my favorite backstory. i can't wait for that one.

"This is madness"

"Madness? This.....is.....EQUESTRIA."

Parody 300. somehow.

dafuq are th' Cakes smoking here?

>>11707471170747

Bear with me as I try and get to all these wonderful reviews and questions

>>11686651168665

Yes, this is a parody of the fandom's need to fill in the backstory to all the characters. The ironic thing is that I have my own personal backstory for Scootaloo which will be the final chapter.

>>11687901168790

Stay tuned is all i will say

>>11692351169235

You stay tuned as well.

>>11692491169249

I do have a chapter plan that references 'Friendship is Witchcraft' and Sweetie Bot.

>>11698051169805

I already have enough stories on my plate! I have this, my Castle Crossover, and an idea for a parody story that is a 'take that!' to all the depressing 'Spike will live forever and mourn his friends' story called 'Everypony dies?

'>>11702851170285

Was wondering if anyone would pick up on that...

>>11705211170521

I will only reveal that Spike and Pinkie will have their own chapters with their own origin ideas. Also, thanks for the offer, will keep it in mind.

To everyone else that has taken time to review, give suggestions, point out mistakes or just take a moment to get this story up on the top of the site...thank you from the bottom of my heart. You have no idea how much these reviews and kind words mean to me. Please keep laughing...there is so much more to come.

"Twilight tilted her head, internally debating if it would be a wise idea to bash her head against the table until she suffered enough brain damage to make the conversation make sense. However, her level-headedness prevailed and Twilight, with as much calm she could muster, forced a smile on her face. "

As soon as I read that, I was like "Yep, gonna watch this!"

And then Mr. and Mrs. Cake's story randomly going off into a saucy RariJack fic... "Gonna favorite it too!  Because OTP!"

And then they finished their story, and I was like "Are the Cakes trolling Twilight or are they simply that stupid?  They, of all ponies, should know where foals come from, since they just had the twins, Pound and Pumpkin!"

Anyway, I'm going to watch and favorite this.  I'm really interested in where this will end up

>>11715011171501 So bad ass and never a problem my brother, I got ya

...Have a story where Scootaloo was found sleepuing in FlutterShy's Chicken coop. Anyone agree?

An interesting combo would be the origin of Scootaloo being mixed up with Lyra's human obsessing, Lyra things that Scoots is a human sent from another world in the guise of a Pegasus and thats why she cant fly, is because humans cant fly, etc. (also only known scooter rider)

Just a thought, maybe make it a terminator ripoff. great story though!

Image: http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b217/strangething/ponies/lyra-mother-of-god-right.jpg

This is amazing!

Have a mustache

>>11682431168243

"what can I say, when you get a degree in communications and writing, you tend to thing (think?) VERY hard about story flow and will sacrifice perfection in grammar for perfection is (in?) flow"

I think those are the kinds of word choice errors, Mechcolt was talking about.

I knew Mr Cake was an idiot, but Jesus! Now Mr and Mrs Cake are both idiots in my headcanon!

>>11698471169847  The minds of fanbois are terrifying places.  

>>11708141170814  Nope.  Skimmed over the story months ago.  Said my couple of WTF's, then purged as much of it as possible from my synapses.  It was too stupid to even be amusing from a clop perspective.

>>11681721168172 PINKIE PIE SUPER SAYAN AVATAR!!!!!! AWESOME!!!!!

Why did you make the Cakes such idiots, surely they wouldn't just say things they didn't know were true and even then how excatly does one Earth Pony + one Unicorn = one Pegasus foal?

>>11721151172115

Fuck the waht. It was clop?

That's horrible. I'm laughing from just how horrible that is.

So, I haven't read this yet, but will soon. However, I come with a suggestion. The Four Horses of the Apocalypse, just because you can.

>>11715011171501 Well, when you do that chapter, pleas make Pinkie Pie sing "The Oprlanage Song" around her and let's see how she would react to it!

: Why did you had to remind me that! *runs away from the place crying*

: I don't think that's a good cheering up song.... althought is kind of a sticky tune

~STEP 1: try to not be so selfcouncious, 2: shake your weight aganst your haunches, 3: Wiggle it into the air and 4: just because your parents are both dea~ -What?, why are you looking at me like that?

Ahm gonna kill you slow an painful Pinkie

Why!?, WHY!?

OF ALL THE BAD SONGS EXISTING, THIS IS THE WORST. POSSIBLE. THING! *falls uncouncious in her magic couch*

What is thi-I DON'T EVEN!

Ok sqirt, close your trap an go to apologize to Applebloom

GOOD JOB SCOOTIE!, tomorrow I will teach you how to bake Rainbow Cupcakes

Problem?

Poor Twilight... Remember, shipping! Shipping everywhere!

Image: http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/309/9/9/crazy_twilight_sparkle____by_flutterdashy90876-d4f5yev.png

>>11679851167985 you refrence...it pleases me.

>>11723331172333 So Scootaloo would be Conquest, Applebloom would be War, Sweetie Belle would be Famine and they need one last crusader to finally fullfit the prophesy and becomes the heralds of the Armageddon?