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Live Slow, Die Whenever


User ID: 5,191
Registered: 15th Feb 2012
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My common sense is tingling.

Name's Rust.  I fight fires, sail ships, row the str8, attempt mediocrity, and write pone.

Ship-Out Date: August 22

Chapter Delay · 3:59am

Sorry about this, but your regular Monday update is going to be coming a little late this week.  I simply haven't had the time to write all of the chapter yet, and after sitting down two hours ago and pumping out a good chunk of story, I realized that with only six minutes left,  I wasn't going to be able to make my deadline.  The question now is, do I write a huge, polished chapter and release it next Monday, and write a decent amount of backlog to boot (omfg backlog ftw), or do I cram this into my literary catapult, fire it willy-nilly, and hope it sticks the landing (lets hear it for pulling it out our asses!).  

Because really, I make this up as I go along.  I don't know what's going to happen to the characters until I write it.  More fun that way.  Gotta enjoy what you do, ya know?  Keeps me on my toes, makes me have to play off of what I write and adapt as I go.  I'm a reader too, in a way.  

I'll think about it.

Sorry again, folks.  Having a life gets in the way of the important things sometimes... like pony fanfiction.  Who knew?

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The Depraved Imaginings of a Madman


Dead or Alive

Boba Fett.  Notoriously known as the greatest bounty hunter in the galaxy.  From the Outer Rim to the Core Worlds, his exploits are the stuff of legend.  

His latest hunt --for which the reward offers enough credits to purchase a small star system-- takes him to the farthest reaches of explored space, to a distant and unknown planet, where he is to kidnap a notable figure of great power and return to his employer with all due haste.

The target?  

Princess Celestia of Equestria.

AN:  The 'Human' tag is not present on this story becasue it involves immersion into a universe that contains a great deal more species than them.  Expect far more than mere humans to make an appearance.

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Pest Control

"Beware Her wrath, fools who dare threaten our Kingdom.  For if Celestia be our Shield, then Luna is the Sword."

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Dark Side of the Moon

What exactly was Luna up to during her time in exile?  Adventure, that's what!  From battling stardrakes, space-pirates, and her own shattered psyche, the banished Princess must strive to endure upon the rocky, bleached surface of the moon...and beyond.  Lucky for her the moon isn't as lifeless as some might think.

I would know.  I live there!

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Racing the Starlight

Luna decides to stretch her wings for the first time in a thousand years.  

A short, simple descriptive piece written with the best of intentions and a nearly lethal blood-alcohol-content.

Spoken Editions by:

-The Living Library.

-Mike Tyson.

(Image credit goes to Dembai of deviantart.com)

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The Ballad of Echo the Diamond Dog

I always wanted to go to Equestria.  When I got the chance, I took the deal without reading the fine print.  To my surprise, I didn't arrive there as a pony, or even as a human.  It seems I get to view this world from a different perspective than what I've imagined.

My name is Echo.  I am a Diamond Dog.

-Edited by the one, the only, Nathan Traveler!

-(Cover by Jovial_Shake of fimfiction.net)

-Now featured on Equestriadaily.com!

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robots gotta rock

The Essential Pony Addict's Secret Stash (Tier I - Badass Motherfuckers)

[Sad] [Slice of Life]
Our Pony Joe runs his doughnut shop, chats with his regulars...and lives in the shadow of a memory.
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[Adventure] [Human]
A science fiction origin story. An alicorn foal awakens alone in an abandoned world.
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[Comedy] [Adventure]
While the town is sleeping, Ponyville PD keeps them safe and hits the mean streets. With sticks.
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[Romance] [Comedy] [Slice of Life]
Blueblood just wants to be left alone. prince-chasing mares and high society have other plans.
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[Comedy] [Slice of Life]
Big Mac suddenly finds himself on the business end of friendship.
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The Essential Pony Addict's Secret Stash (Tier II - The Chosen Ones)

[Sad]
We're all mortal, in the end.
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[Dark] [Crossover] [Adventure]
A Fallout Equestria Sidefiction. A lonely guard, inspired by Littlepip, goes to save her brother.
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[Adventure]
The origins of Luna's personal guards.
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[Romance] [Sad] [Comedy] [Adventure]
A colt loses his family, Celestia deems his best hope lies not with ponies, but a dragon.
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The Essential Pony Addict's Secret Stash (Tier III - Super Saiyans)

[Dark] [Adventure]
Twilight refuses to accept her ancient alicorn heritage
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[Romance] [Comedy] [Adventure] [Slice of Life]
Spike only wants things to stay the same. Time, however, has other ideas. He's going to need help...
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[Adventure] [Alternate Universe]
A Royal Guard pegasus gets more than he bargained for on his last deployment
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[Dark] [Adventure]
Blueblood is kidnapped, and dumped in an unfriendly neighboring country.
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Death Threats Against Me

#481196 · 6d, 47m ago · · ·
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>>479735

Hold on a moment..... *grabs knife and walks away from computer, several moments later several screams are heard.* I feel better now...

#479735 · 6d, 16h ago · · ·
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>>479346

Actually, it's Applejack!  :ajsmug:

Good try through.

#479346 · 6d, 19h ago · · ·
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Awesome powers of deduction(and very rarely seduction.....Don't ask...or do, I don't care) GO!

Rust, who is...your favourite canon pony? Is it Luna? I think it's Luna. I may be wrong....They should add an emoticon for Luna....:trollestia:

#471943 · 1w, 3d ago · · ·
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>>471665

Let me think about that-

no

#471665 · 1w, 3d ago · · ·
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You or some other writer should write a  mlp:fim crossover fanfic with the new tomb raider

#471544 · 1w, 3d ago · · ·
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>>471429 Naaah, sloths are cool. They have their own deadly sin.

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#471429 · 1w, 3d ago · · ·
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>>456999

Idea of what could top it: a mime riding an icecream truck that was on fire in space battling space pirates with a tennis racket.

#456999 · 2w, 4d ago · · ·
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>>456984

Never gonna change it again.  What else could top this?  Nothing, I tell you.  And if fits me so well it's scary.

#456984 · 2w, 4d ago · · ·
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Nice new profile pic, yo. :rainbowlaugh:

#454723 · 2w, 5d ago · · ·
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>>454172

Well I can't help it, low and slow is how ya roll.

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