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// Guest Author Fortnight: You/Batpone by Rust 
// Story: 113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World 
// by Super Trampoline 
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	''Wow.''

Finally, the silence is broken.  Your bedmate reclines back into the pillow.  ''Yep.''  Her reptilian eyes, still half-lidded, gaze out the window.

''So, was that thing with the teeth normal for you guys, or...?''

She tiredly shrugs.  ''Oh yeah."

"Am I gonna turn into a vampire or something?  Grow fangs and suck blood?"  You joke, nudging her lightly in the side.

To your surprise, she nods.  ''Transformation should be complete in two or tree weeks, babe.''

Your heart drops.  ''What!?''

She grins.  

''Well, you know what they say.  Once you go bat... you never go back.''