• Member Since 8th Mar, 2013
  • offline last seen Feb 24th, 2015

Swimmingly


Like a neglected and dejected pup, I roam. Also known as Swimmingly "Herr Direktor" Choppingston.

Jan
16th
2015

Damb Damb it all · 12:47am Jan 16th, 2015

I write what i'm good at, and everyone's like "nah fuck you, your shit your stories suck", then i attempt to write serious things tat aren't my classic stupid humour and no one reads t or tells me it's shit just cus.

Damb yu Eye donno wat u wanat frum mee??????????????



But mostly why is everyone such judgemental judgey pants, GAH!

honestly.

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Jan
15th
2015

What if Batman is actually real life. · 5:55am Jan 15th, 2015

and that people who dont exist are actually bread?

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Jan
14th
2015

welf · 4:56am Jan 14th, 2015

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Jan
13th
2015

you know what screw that. · 2:49am Jan 13th, 2015

That was my moment of weakness.

Swimmingly is here to stay baby!

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Jan
13th
2015

No im gonna keep this account actually · 2:38am Jan 13th, 2015

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Jan
13th
2015

i'm probably not gonna write again · 2:37am Jan 13th, 2015

I'll most likely end up making an alt reader account, so i can leave this mess behind.

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Jan
13th
2015

It just dawned on me that there is no place in the world for people like me. · 2:35am Jan 13th, 2015

I am the type of person who is always cracking jokes and never looks like they take anything seriously about as un-judgemental as you can be. I have never genuinley mocked another person in my entire life, if someone starts screaming their lungs out at me i'll never scream back i respond with kindness. Sure i'm a bit selfish but if those i care about need me i'm there.

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Jan
13th
2015

My new story is up. · 1:15am Jan 13th, 2015

The Chopcake Chopicles.

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Jan
13th
2015

I was struck by genius last night. · 12:26am Jan 13th, 2015

milesprower06 is easily in my top 3 favourite authors on this sight if not my favourite, especially The Cupcake Chronicles as that was the first "long" story i ever read followed i think by Hypothermia of the Heart. i'm getting off topic, The Cupcake Chronicles is really really good please go read it if you haven't already, anyway I've bee quite uninspired recently with my writing, like i started writing a thing where a Dingleberry person raids the universe and also a dark horror-ish story

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Jan
12th
2015

Apparently I have 7,500 story views. · 11:50pm Jan 12th, 2015

I mean unless I'm reading the statistics wrong. Which is very very likely. But if I actually do have that many views, I gotta say wow!?

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