Hey guys, how you all doin? I'm fucking great. Why? Well, The Class President Is a Pervert seems to be pretty popular. And you know what? I'm actually proud of this one.

It feels good, guys.

Anyways, here's a quick update on the story. I have five chapters planned currently, and I'm currently about halfway through writing the third chapter. It's going super well, to be honest.

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Hey everybody! How's it going? It's been a big day for me. I worked at 7am, helped a buddy of mine edit his newest story, wrote about two thousand words of my own, and had dinner with my grandma.
Oh, and I submitted a new story for approval! Like literally five minutes ago!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

And as an apology for abandoning my previous story after a few lame chapters, I've made this one extra-good. Not to brag, or anything.

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So as I'm sure you all know, I really only write humanized stories. (well, except for Big Mac's Rainbow Party, but that's more the exception than the rule) And a long dang time ago, I saw someone ask what race you imagined the Mane Six being as humans.

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First some bad news: I'm totally sick of Big Mac's Rainbow Party. I thought it would be fun, but geeze it's just blowjob scene after blowjob scene.
I'm putting it on hiatus for a while. Sorry if you're disappointed, but it's just not coming out very well.

Here's something that'll put you in a better mood.

Second piece of news: I'm working on a thing that uses a character I've never used before.
That's all you get, teasing teasing.~

When I type too fast, I spell basically every other word incorrectly. And today, at 4:35pm, I created the best spelling error of all time.

She stifled a small giffle with the back of her thin hand.

A giffle.
Giffle.

Well, I'm done for today, I think. Remember, be careful of those GIFFLES!

Hey everybody, I have something important to talk to you about. It's huge, Earth-shattering news. Are you ready? You're not ready, are you? It's okay, I'll tell you anyways.
Ahem.

ICARUS THE OWL IS RECORDING A NEW ALBUM!!!!!

Wait, you don't know Icarus the Owl? Geeze, next this you'll tell me is that you don't pay attention to the Portland indie rock scene, gosh.

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First of all, I just noticed that I have 100 hundred followers. Allow me to express my emotions right now.
ahem
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

I love you all. The things I would do to you. Sexually or otherwise. Gosh dang guys.

Second: I'm still working on Big Mac's Rainbow Party. I'm taking it slowly, but rest assured I haven't abandoned it.

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Hey all, how ya doin? You may have noticed that I haven't been super active lately. Well, that's because I'm taking a bit of a break.

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Sometimes I wonder if you guys appreciate the shit I put myself through to write my fics. Because it's not easy you know. I think I deserve a little bit of respect, god fucking damn it!
Just kidding.
Have I told you guys that I love you lately? Because I seriously do. If you've ever read a single sentence of the dumb shit I write, I love you.
Kiss kiss. :3

Although I gotta wonder, is it worth it to throw in as many movie references as I do? Because nobody seems to mention them.

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Quick story note: next chapter is coming together nicely. Look forward to some wincest soon.

Unrelated note: ever seen the Inconvenient Trixie blog? It's seriously my favorite Tumblr ever. Check it out here!

HAVE SOME MORE MUSIC!