This calls for a party!

I'm gonna be honest, using that picture is pretty much my gift to myself. That's easily my favourite Pinkie crazy face.

"Shut up, Piggy!" I hear you say "And tell us how we may properly honour you on this most special of days!"

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Just a collection for my thirty minute pony writings. Wish me luck, folks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=SQTGn3qgypc

That is all.

No, not mine. This: Torrents of Slow-Falling Rain.

That's really the whole purpose of this post - of course this isn't the only story i've read lately I love, but it is the newest and the one you're least likely to have read already.

So go. You won't regret it. Trust me; 'tis excellent.

When one of my followers, hereby dubbed 'that guy who changes his name all the time' so that future readers won't be confused - look at me, assuming people will read this, i'm so deluded - posted an awesome poem up on his blog I joked about how i'd show mine later. Sadly, I did nothing to indicate this was a joke and he said he wanted to see it and now I kinda have to really do it.

And you're all going to laugh at me, rightfully so. :(

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I'm not anywhere near famous or important enough to do this, so I thought i'd do it anyway on the basis that I want to and it might be fun: Ask me things. I will answer these things. Answers will be factual, even if that fact is 'i'm not answering that.' Unless it's about my stories. I reserve the right the change things in those later, so anything I say may become a future lie.

Lets see the three people that read these ask some stuff!

The sequel to my alternate ending for AbsoluteAnonymous' amazing The Games We Play is now up and can be found here.

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So, yesterday I had about six thousand words of Twice Shy's second chapter. I was very nearly ready to get it checked over and pop it up.

Now, I have nothing. Well, no - I have three hundred words, which I managed to chuck onto google docs a few days back when my internet didn't hate me. You see, my slavish devotees, friends and Starfall, my computer stopped working last night. This was the perfect send off to a perfect week, I assure you.

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G2 My Little Pony - by which I mean My Little Pony Tales, the exciting story of a group of earth pony children going through such ordeals as deciding boys are smelly, is something I have far too much experience with. Because my neice is around a fair bit more lately, and she's no longer allowed to watch good ponies, it's something I am seeing far too much of lately as well. I just felt the need to laugh, a little, at some of the moral lessons these songs taught children in the eighties.

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I just submitted my first story to this little site of ours. Being neither witty nor inventive I have dubbed my masterpiece - stop snickering! I hear you - Twice Shy.

I am now incredibly nervous.

In honour of the occassion, and to distract myself, have oh wow. This passed approval as I was writing this! Stop reading this! Go read that! GO GO GO!

And take this

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