• Member Since 7th Jan, 2013
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KenZig


Every time someone says, "20% cooler!" I feel 20% more brain-de– happier, or something. Which also explains my lack of updates, I'm too giddy to do a gosh darn thing.

Mar
26th
2014

Catch some Z's · 8:49am Mar 26th, 2014

Know what I haven't done in ages? Listen to folk songs til I fell asleep; Phil Ochs and Mischief Brew, here I come! Oh, I'm writing blogs, short blogs, at a more frequent pace. THIS IS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO NOT BE DEPRESSED. WHAT A FANTASTIC FEELING. I'm so happy, I could write! Unfortunately sleep is a paraphernalia that your body needs :-)

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Mar
25th
2014

I always [CENSORED] do this... · 5:47am Mar 25th, 2014

I say I'm going to do something (writing a new chapter), but I get caught up with another thing. And that thing is music. I mean, ever since I was in my pre-teens I would listen to shit like N.W.A and Cobra Starship; now I listen to shit like All That Remains and Dillon Francis. My taste varies MASSIVELY. Currently, as I'm writing this, I'm tweaking and mixing a track that won't get much hits– hell, not even criticism. Of course, I'm getting better, my style is progressing, my ear is picking up

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Mar
23rd
2014

SHOUT OUT #101 · 8:35am Mar 23rd, 2014

I would like to give a shout out to my boy Lex Luger, and a couple of other producers (Kanye West, Dillon Francis,) who inspired me to start planting fresh beets again.

I would also like to give a shout out to me for being so fresh.

Another shout out to the homies I follow and the homies who follow me.

SHOUT OUT TO YOU FOR BEING THE MAN/WOMAN/WHATEVER YOU SET OUT TO BE!

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Mar
21st
2014

Ads · 7:49pm Mar 21st, 2014

"Using adblock on Youtube (and any site for that matter) makes you a piece of shit. Straight up. Popular youtubers and some musicians make their money off the ads that appear before the videos. It costs you literally nothing to sit through a thirty second ad. And they make the income off of it. You get to see the latest Game Grumps or whatever it is you watch, they get paid, everyone wins. You don't complain about television commercials. Or ads in magazines. Or billboards on the highway. It's

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Mar
21st
2014

ayy macaroni · 6:42pm Mar 21st, 2014

Hey, all... or few... well, one... fuck. Anyway, did I ever tell you that I make music? Well, it's not really making music, I just click a note and make it a 16th on every bar until each measure is kinda like: E'---A'---D'---C---E---A---D in a repeating pattern for at least 20-seconds. All right, it's just a bunch of talent-less clicking.

Here's the link to my... Soundcloud

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Mar
10th
2014

Decision! :D · 7:04am Mar 10th, 2014

I decided to "reinstate" The Legend of Jam as it's what's mostly relatable to my current interests. Yeah, some won't like it, but that ish don't phase me. Hey, maybe, just maybe I'll update it at an enjoyable frequency.

But, alas, school is an important factor in my life.

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Feb
3rd
2014

Boy, it's been quite a while. · 8:03am Feb 3rd, 2014

Hasn't it? I feel a little choke typing this out for whatever reason that I couldn't be bothered to explain. Anyway, I'm thinking of getting back into the writing game with some projects on this becoming revived. I haven't been as busy as I wanted to be, (No need for dramatic bull here.) and kept to the internets with laziness and no motivation what-so-ever to do what I wanted, but here I am now, with a hard fist ready to pummel any obstacle to the fucking ground. I am back, but not with the

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Nov
19th
2013

God bless the FDA for protecting us! · 7:53am Nov 19th, 2013

They are truly the most respectable agency out there, I applaud their valour and hard work! <3

http://tyrannyoftradition.com/2013/11/13/fda-approves-use-of-arsenic-to-treat-heavy-metal-dependence/

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Aug
30th
2013

[no title] · 8:50am Aug 30th, 2013

Aug
16th
2013

This has a title. · 2:25pm Aug 16th, 2013

Preview of something I happened to start writing out of boredom:

"Yo, Purple Smart! Get your lavender ass down here!" shouted Shining Armor.

Brainiac Grape flew towards her sibling, wings folded to a stop as she approached the grass, "Wassup, ya blue-maned schmuck?" she asked.

"There's a note up in this here garden, it's for the both of us," addressed Water Thunder Hair. He pointed a stick figure finger to the paper of scrawled words.

"What's it sizzling?" inquired Plum Feather.

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