All my published stories and their updates?

The Decepticons is what happened. Megatron waltzed in roofied my creative process.

I am now Lazybot.

I plan on showcasing my plans whenever I get big. And getting big means buying pills and a vacuum. But that's something that I don't need to discuss.
I have a problem.

What is a schedule?

into a delicious bowl of social aesthetics.

I'm like the remains of a grater attack.

It's like life is drizzling onto me like salad dressing.

Jesus Murphey.

Soon, they will Ken "Mr. Steal Yo Girl" because he's flirting with all the taken ladies.

No shame in this hectic game called social.
I'mma swoop in and serenade yo girl.
So what if she with you, the ass
is
phat

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I still have my ideas and ish all up in my head. I'm just too lazy to actually (write) do anything about it. Is it because my room is a mess? Are the sprawled clothing on my floor the thing that causes sort of some psychological ish that makes me lazy?

Shit, it might be.

I should do something about that.

Yeah.

Sorta, kinda.

Mos Def

Totally.

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It is the epitome of cheesy.

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So I've actually gotten some ideas for a fiction... but the catch is that it's a crack fiction. Two, actually and I'm thinking of making it a saga of crack.

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It's way past the time I should be asleep right now. DAMN YOU URGES TO EDIT! Anyway...

I SWEAR THIS ANNOYS ME AS MUCH AS YOU, I NEED A GOOD ASS WHOOPIN' TO GET MY WORK ETHIC IN ORDER.