I laughed really fucking hard.

AND I'M NOT TIRED AT ALL.

The premise is stupid, buts its an alright game.

>Browse the internet endlessly
>See its afternoon
>"Time to drink till 7pm and go to sleep!"
>Drunkin' hilarity enjoyed by one ensues!
>Passes out around 7pm

Oh my look at the time...

Drunk_Pixel.exe cannot process error.
Rebooting...

Drunk_Pixel.exe has encountered another error
Error identified
Error: Someone_paid_for_this!?!
Rage.exe has solved the issue

http://jamal2504.deviantart.com/art/Spiders-and-Magic-Book-Worms-421615489

And I just found out a few minutes ago... *sigh*

I got an iPod from my sister(she got 2, count 'em, 2 electronic devices. One is a Polaroid/android thing, and the iPod, which she gave to me. The iPod she got from her dad, my step dad[take that, asshole]), $5 in scratch offs, candy, a $20 gift card to Walmart, and underwear. I got a dollar and 2 free tickets from the scratch offs. And a slinky. I love slinkys.

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Initial reaction.

Second reaction.

After thinking about it for awhile, and realizing that I haven't had a girlfriend for years.

Then after I got back from the liquor store.

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Seriously, as soon as finals were over, I just ran out of fucks. I didn't want to go anywhere, I didn't want to do anything, I just wanted to sit around the house and do nothing. Which is exactly what I have been doing.

Now on to actually talking about the next chapter.

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